It's OK, people, you can stop looking: Here's the website to buy all of your ginger fart pills this Valentine's Day.
And this is the hero, Frenchman Christian Poinchevel, behind these delicious, delicious fart pills...
Monsieur Poinchevel told the Telegraph his inspiring story:
Mr Poincheval said he came up with the idea for the pills one evening when he was enjoying a hearty meal with some friends.
"Our farts were so smelly we were nearly suffocated. Something had to be done," he said.
And that something was fragrant pills.
His earlier range of pills – made with 100% natural ingredients, apparently – can make your farts smell like violets, roses, or chocolate.
Say it with us: "FINALLY, my butt will smell like ginger and/or violets and/or roses and/or chocolate."
He also sells pills for your stinky pets.
The ginger pills sell for 19.90 euros for 60 pills, about £15 or $22. Bargain!
As if this news couldn't get any better, they're kosher and halal, and they're offering free shipping.