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    Apr 24, 2017

    27 Tweets About Vaginas That Will Make You Say "Same"

    Vaginas: They're just like us.

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    Nothing makes my vagina close shop quite like men who begin sentences with the words "hi beautiful."

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    My vagina just sneezed, judging from my underwear.

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    Me: I'm only meeting him to chill Me to me: shave your pussy just incase

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    Girls who carry expensive purses are trying to compensate for their tiny vaginas

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    A group of vaginas is known as a Cumberbatch

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    Sitting in a room with my husband and kids... Suddenly I realise everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow

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    It's called a period, Boots. Menstruation. WOMEN BLEED OUT OF THEIR VAGINAS WHY CAN WE NOT DEAL WITH THIS? WHY?

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    I call my vagina "New Yorker cartoon" because it's dry and a handful of people have laughed at it

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    i call my vagina 'pomegranate' because dudes don't know how to eat it

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    hey boy, are you my period? because you're annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly

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    When you try out the highest setting on the vibrator

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    Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get u a tissue?

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    when ur period is really heavy and ur like damn that baby would have been nourished af

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    yea period panties seem cool but they can't replace the adrenaline rush you get when you realize you've had the same tampon in for 18 hrs

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    when they're eating it right and you have no artistic control

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    I just want to jump as high as the girls in the tampon commercials

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    7yr old "Do women get their periods on weekends too?" Me "Yes" 7yr old mutters to herself "Jesus Christ"

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    my love for children is outmatched only by my love for money, sleep, free time, personal space, vagina, and myself

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    Super impressed with every woman who votes with her vagina, especially in states that use the paper punchcard ballots.

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    In other news... today I caught a Pokémon that appears to be a weaponized vagina.

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    I have a thigh gap; it's called a vagina.

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    I hate when women buy motorcycles to overcompensate for their cavernous vaginas

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    I always use scented tampons because I want my vagina to smell like a taxi cab

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    I once got asked for nudes and I sent an extreme closeup of my vagina and he never asked for nudes again

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