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Are Your Clothes Repellent To Men?

Let's get to the bottom of The Telegraph's important question.

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Autumn is nearly here, so it's time to answer some big questions, namely: Are my clothes repulsive to the men in my life?

Is your new season's wardrobe guilty of 'man repelling'? https://t.co/IwoibsTl0D

Let's find out!

  1. "That's OK, I'll change!"
    "Excuse me, sir, but you are a bit of a prick."
    "Let me just check my pockets for a fuck to give – oh dear, this outfit doesn't even have pockets."
    You'd just laugh and laugh and laugh until your laughter became a terrifying cackle, while walking away and deleting his number from your phone.
  2. Morticia Addams
    Via Paramount Pictures
    Morticia Addams
    Ursula
    Via Disney
    Ursula
    The Wicked Witch of the East
    Via Loew's, Inc.
    The Wicked Witch of the East
    <3
    Via Thinkstock
    <3
  3. A nice outfit that's been voted on by all the men in my neighbourhood.
    Whatever was at the top of Clothes Mountain.
    My softest hoodie.
    My sexiest pointed hat and most bejeweled robes.
  4. Via BuzzFeed
    Via etsy.com
    Via etsy.com
    Via etsy.com
  5. Anything loose-fitting or gender-ambiguous that makes my boyfriend go "eeeewwww I don't get iiiiiit".
    A broomstick.
    A book of spells.
    A noble sword made of the strongest steel in all the land.
  6. "I'm here to be a canvas for the ill-formed fashion whims of random men!"
    "I put on whatever clothes were at the top of Clothes Mountain this morning."
    "I am 100% ~fashion~ and I don't care who knows it."
    "Beware all ye fools who dare lay eyes upon my otherwordlie forme or trespasse upon it for ye shall surely suffer a mysterious misfortune."

Are Your Clothes Repellent To Men?

You got: Yes! Your clothes repel men

Congratulations, your style is perfectly man-repellent and 100% you. You don't care if random men don't find what you're wearing sexually attractive, because unlike them, you understand that it's 2016.

Yes! Your clothes repel men
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You got: No, keep trying

You style isn't quite man-repellent, but you'll get there in time!

No, keep trying
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