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Are Your Clothes Repellent To Men?

Let's get to the bottom of The Telegraph's important question.

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Autumn is nearly here, so it's time to answer some big questions, namely: Are my clothes repulsive to the men in my life?

Is your new season's wardrobe guilty of 'man repelling'? https://t.co/IwoibsTl0D

Let's find out!

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    "That's OK, I'll change!"
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    "Excuse me, sir, but you are a bit of a prick."
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    "Let me just check my pockets for a fuck to give – oh dear, this outfit doesn't even have pockets."
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    You'd just laugh and laugh and laugh until your laughter became a terrifying cackle, while walking away and deleting his number from your phone.
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    Via Paramount Pictures
    Morticia Addams
    Via Paramount Pictures
    Correct
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    Via Disney
    Ursula
    Via Disney
    Correct
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    Via Loew's, Inc.
    The Wicked Witch of the East
    Via Loew's, Inc.
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    Via Thinkstock
    <3
    Via Thinkstock
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    A nice outfit that's been voted on by all the men in my neighbourhood.
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    Whatever was at the top of Clothes Mountain.
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    My softest hoodie.
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    My sexiest pointed hat and most bejeweled robes.
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    Via BuzzFeed
    Via BuzzFeed
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    Via etsy.com
    Via etsy.com
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    Via etsy.com
    Via etsy.com
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    Via etsy.com
    Via etsy.com
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    Anything loose-fitting or gender-ambiguous that makes my boyfriend go "eeeewwww I don't get iiiiiit".
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    A broomstick.
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    A book of spells.
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    A noble sword made of the strongest steel in all the land.
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    Via clarajewellery.com
    Correct
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    Via etsy.com
    Via etsy.com
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    Via etsy.com
    Via etsy.com
    Correct
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    Via etsy.com
    Via etsy.com
  7. Correct
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    "I'm here to be a canvas for the ill-formed fashion whims of random men!"
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    "I put on whatever clothes were at the top of Clothes Mountain this morning."
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    "I am 100% ~fashion~ and I don't care who knows it."
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    "Beware all ye fools who dare lay eyes upon my otherwordlie forme or trespasse upon it for ye shall surely suffer a mysterious misfortune."
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    Correct
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