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How Well Do You Know "Love Actually", Actually?

Do you know the entire script, actually?

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  1. 1. What are the opening lines of the film?

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    "Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at JFK Airport."
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    "Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Gatwick Airport."
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    "Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport."
  2. 2. How does Billy Mack refer to his own record on Radio Watford?

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    "My festering turd of a record."
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    "My festering cock of a record."
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    "My bloody awful record."
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    "My shitty-titty-shite of a record."
  3. 3. What does Mark's FIRST placard say?

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    Ssshh!
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    Don't say anything.
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    Say it's charity collectors.
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    Say it's carol singers.
  4. 4. How does Billy Mack swear when he accidentally sings "Love Is All Around Us"?

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    "Fuck cock fuck cock fucking cocking up the arse."
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    "Shit wank bugger cocking arse."
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    "Fuck shit bugger head and hole."
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    "Fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole."
  5. 5. Which of the following DOESN'T the prime minister mention in his speech about what makes Britain great?

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    Shakespeare
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    Churchill
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    The Beatles
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    The Rolling Stones
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    Sean Connery
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    David Beckham's right foot
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    David Beckham's left foot
  6. 6. What does Mia want for Christmas?

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    "All I want for Christmas is you."
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    "Something shiny. Something sexy."
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    "Anything, as long as it's from you."
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    "Something I want. Something pretty."
  7. 7. What does Sam say to Joanna when airport security comes to get him?

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    "Oh Jesus, I'm screwed."
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    "Oh Christ, it's the bobbies."
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    "Oh Jesus, I gotta run."
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    "Fuck the pigs."
  8. 8. What does Jamie's unfaithful girlfriend shout to his brother from the next room?

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    "Hurry up big brother, I'm naked and I want you before Jamie gets home."
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    "Hurry up big boy, I'm naked and I want you at least once before Jamie gets home."
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    "Hurry up big boy, I'm naked and I want you at least twice before Jamie gets home."
  9. 9. What DON'T the sexy Wisconsin ladies make Colin say in his British accent?

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    Bottle
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    Water
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    Straw
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    Table
  10. 10. What does Natalie say to the prime minister when they first meet?

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    "My mum was sure I'd fuck up on the first day. Oh, shit!"
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    "I did have an awful premonition that I was gonna fuck up on the first day. Oh, piss it!"
  11. 11. How does Aurelia accept Jamie's proposal?

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    "Yes, will to be my answer."
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    "Yes, is being my answer."
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    "Sure, why not."
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    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  12. 12. What does Juliet say when she sees her wedding video?

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    "They're all of me."
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    "You're obsessed with me."
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    "You're in love with me."
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    "I look well fit."
  13. 13. What does the prime minister sing when these little girls demand a carol?

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    "O Christmas Tree"
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    "Good King Wenceslas"
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    "Joy to the World"
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    "While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks"
  14. 14. What does Natalie's mum say to the prime minister?

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    "The octopus costume's taken me months. Thank god he didn't get the part of the lobster."
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    "The octopus costume's taken me months. Eight is a lot of legs, David."
  15. 15. What comes next? "Hi kids. Here's an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs..."

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    "Become a pop star and drink lots of whisky instead."
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    "Become a pop star and have lots of sex instead."
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    "Become a pop star and they give you them for free."
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    "Become a pop star and people give you them after television appearances."
  16. 16. What does Karen say to Harry after the school play?

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    "Imagine your husband bought a gold necklace, and come Christmas gave it to somebody else... Would you wait around to find out if it's just a necklace, or if it's sex and a necklace, or if, worst of all, it's a necklace and love?"
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    You have no idea what she says here, because you're always crying too loudly and snottily by this point in the film.
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