1. How about a crying baby trapped in a plastic box?
2. Or a rainbow-pooping unicorn?
3. If you prefer, it can poop glitter instead.
4. What about this antique screaming pig on wheels?
5. Why not give them a nightmare?
@nahomega and the creepiest toy we have ever seen.. by bellasarris i #like on #instagram.
6. Or this.........thing?
7. Why get a regular doll when you could get an armless or bodiless one instead?
8. Go on, tell them you love (hate) them with a Bastardino.
9. Or a Mr. Balzac.
10. Teach them about the heartless charade of the natural world with the Foodchain Friends.
11. Or tell them about the miracle of life with this stuffed sperm.
12. Or stuffed egg.
13. Or egg and sperm's good friend, HPV.
14. Treat them to a happy Christmas reindeer.
15. Or whatever the actual fuck this thing is supposed to be.
Creepiest toy ever. This will HAUNT my dreams tonight.
16. Spoil them with this inflatable Wolverine.
17. They'll just love angry elmo.
18. Or this smiling, terrifying doll.
Quite possibly the creepiest toy my niece owns. It's watching me....with its eyes! #wtf
19. Their parents will love you for giving their child "foam".
20. And kids just love this fucking thing with those fucking teeth in its fucking face.
Sam’s first visit to the dentist and the creepiest dental toy ever.
21. Every child dreams of a dead-eyed doll.
This poor toy soldier has to spend eternity next to the creepiest doll ever. He looks worried. #toymuseum #Branson
22. Or a dead-everything doll.
My dogs favorite toy, and also the creepiest thing ever.. Why does she like it so much #scary
23. Or a "vintage" doll.
And the creepiest doll award goes to my moms favorite childhood toy.
24. Basically, any doll will do.
Here is the creepiest soft toy I've ever met:
25. Especially if it's a doll with the body of a farm animal and the face of a grown man.
Bought what is quite the creepiest baby's toy I've ever seen at Jim's shop.
The kids, they just can't get enough.