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32 Hilarious Tweets About Being A Woman On The Internet

"Instead of a block option on Twitter, let's have a 'notify his mom' button."

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"Nobody cares," typed the guy who cared so little he took time out of his day to reply "nobody cares" to my free joke on the internet.

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Telling a woman to get back in the kitchen is a weird insult to lob on Twitter. We can still tweet from kitchens. We have wifi & data plans.

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Instead of a block option on Twitter, let's have a "notify his mom" button

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"Where'd you meet him?" "On the Internet. I fell in love with him because of the delicate care he used to explain my joke back to me."

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Sometimes I'll buy some crap online and be like this will fix my whole life

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Behind every strong woman is 5 other strong women who proofread her email real quick when they had a second

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"No more self-deprecating tweets," I whisper fatly.

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MEDIA: "We can't believe Trump would tweet something so awful!!!" WOMEN OF THE INTERNET: *scrolls through mentions* "We can"

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*two women having a conversation* Man:

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Stop tweeting about what real women are and are not. You're going to blow my secret that I'm a lizard creature zipped into a woman suit

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Cause of death: Drowned in all the answers to a rhetorical question she posted on the Internet.

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Just found my filtered Facebook messages requests. And a new boyfriend, what a day.

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More ladies should leave internet comments on men's accomplishments like "he sucks as an astronaut but i'd sit on his face"

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Everyone on Instagram has the exact same eyebrows and it's starting to feel like I've stumbled upon a fracture in the matrix 👀

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@voldemortsbicep i'm so sorry but this was truly perfect

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Oh no I accidentally liked your picture from 2006 that isn't even online

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me: [flirts with someone aggressively online] me: [meets them in person] u like food? haha how about dogs

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Norman Rockwell's classic painting, "Free Speech on Twitter"

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Dick pics are the human equivalent of a cat giving you a dead bird as a "gift"

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*Clicks post called "Simple Everyday Eye Makeup Look"* *Sees the look requires 9 steps* *Throws laptop across room as if at the patriarchy*

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[cool person follows me] me: ok I gotta bring my A game now it's only good tweets from here me 5 mins later: horses r just big dogs ?

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HOW can you say I don't take men's feelings into consideration when I make such a special effort to spell "Wookiee" correctly online

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"Nipples killed my parents, and I'll be damned if anyone else should ever have to see those murderers again" -the founder of Instagram

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Tinder but for gals in your area who'll come over and help with the weird zip on the back of your dress in the morning.

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Me: I feel like I was meant for this job! H: Instagram isn't a job Me: *rolling my eyes* Oh right, like it's just some sort of goddamn hobby

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Thank holy hell for men on the internet or i wouldn't know what my number or inherent worth is!!!

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Embarrassing old email addresses are the lower-back tattoos of the Internet age

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Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

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