Buzz·Posted on 28 Jul 201632 Hilarious Tweets About Being A Woman On The Internet"Instead of a block option on Twitter, let's have a 'notify his mom' button."by Hannah JewellBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. On vacation don't@me @OhNoSheTwitnt "Nobody cares," typed the guy who cared so little he took time out of his day to reply "nobody cares" to my free joke on the internet. 04:58 PM - 13 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Living Marble @living_marble Telling a woman to get back in the kitchen is a weird insult to lob on Twitter. We can still tweet from kitchens. We have wifi & data plans. 04:34 PM - 14 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. de palma violets @emotionalpedant did u get my dm 07:51 PM - 25 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti Instead of a block option on Twitter, let's have a "notify his mom" button 01:10 AM - 18 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Kashana @kashanacauley "Where'd you meet him?" "On the Internet. I fell in love with him because of the delicate care he used to explain my joke back to me." 06:24 PM - 15 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 7. Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin Sometimes I'll buy some crap online and be like this will fix my whole life 04:50 PM - 23 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Gabby Noone @twelveoclocke Behind every strong woman is 5 other strong women who proofread her email real quick when they had a second 09:35 PM - 25 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. J.Beaner @jeannerbeaner "No more self-deprecating tweets," I whisper fatly. 02:43 AM - 23 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Kate Spencer @katespencer MEDIA: "We can't believe Trump would tweet something so awful!!!" WOMEN OF THE INTERNET: *scrolls through mentions* "We can" 02:00 PM - 24 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Pokémanu @ManuclearBomb *two women having a conversation* Man: 01:05 AM - 07 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Legend of Chelda @legendofchelda Stop tweeting about what real women are and are not. You're going to blow my secret that I'm a lizard creature zipped into a woman suit 04:14 PM - 07 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Bim Adewunmi @bimadew Browsing Tinder like 06:37 PM - 05 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Kashana @kashanacauley Cause of death: Drowned in all the answers to a rhetorical question she posted on the Internet. 04:49 PM - 01 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Flo Perry @FloPerry Just found my filtered Facebook messages requests. And a new boyfriend, what a day. 01:20 PM - 06 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. dr. dalia ☥ @DALIAMALEK More ladies should leave internet comments on men's accomplishments like "he sucks as an astronaut but i'd sit on his face" 09:09 AM - 30 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Heben Nigatu @heavenrants Everyone on Instagram has the exact same eyebrows and it's starting to feel like I've stumbled upon a fracture in the matrix 👀 12:00 AM - 13 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. ktkins @voldemortsbicep @voldemortsbicep i'm so sorry but this was truly perfect 01:12 PM - 13 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. audrey farnsworth @audipenny Oh no I accidentally liked your picture from 2006 that isn't even online 06:25 AM - 28 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. keely flaherty @flahertykeely me: [flirts with someone aggressively online] me: [meets them in person] u like food? haha how about dogs 03:44 PM - 23 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Sam Barlow @mrsambarlow Norman Rockwell's classic painting, "Free Speech on Twitter" 06:40 PM - 19 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Rync @Ryncasaurus Dick pics are the human equivalent of a cat giving you a dead bird as a "gift" 09:29 PM - 27 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Dani Fernandez @msdanifernandez him: your single? why? me: you're* 10:33 PM - 03 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Chloe Angyal @ChloeAngyal *Clicks post called "Simple Everyday Eye Makeup Look"* *Sees the look requires 9 steps* *Throws laptop across room as if at the patriarchy* 03:11 PM - 22 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. treasure✨ @imteddybless [cool person follows me] me: ok I gotta bring my A game now it's only good tweets from here me 5 mins later: horses r just big dogs ? 10:16 AM - 15 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwood HOW can you say I don't take men's feelings into consideration when I make such a special effort to spell "Wookiee" correctly online 12:14 AM - 03 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Jenny Jaffe @jennyjaffe "Nipples killed my parents, and I'll be damned if anyone else should ever have to see those murderers again" -the founder of Instagram 03:10 PM - 05 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Ailbhe Malone @ailbhetross Tinder but for gals in your area who'll come over and help with the weird zip on the back of your dress in the morning. 08:38 AM - 22 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Graceful AF @graceful_asfuck Me: I feel like I was meant for this job! H: Instagram isn't a job Me: *rolling my eyes* Oh right, like it's just some sort of goddamn hobby 04:45 AM - 25 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin Thank holy hell for men on the internet or i wouldn't know what my number or inherent worth is!!! 03:28 AM - 17 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Alexandra Petri @petridishes Embarrassing old email addresses are the lower-back tattoos of the Internet age 03:07 AM - 05 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Anthony @butterwolf MEN REPLYING TO WOMEN ONLINE 07:33 AM - 18 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite