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Can You Complete These Over-The-Top Headlines About The Election?

The general election threatens to bore us all to death. Luckily the British media is here to help.

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  1. 1. Who did the Sunday Sport claim was an Ed Miliband lookalike?

    Sunday Sport
    Gangster
    Bouncer
    Criminal
    Postman
  2. 2. How did The Guardian report the first leaders' debate?

    The Guardian
    ...buoyed...edges
    ...victorious...beats
    ...unhappy...falls to
    Correct!
    Wrong!
    The Guardian
  3. 3. But how did The Telegraph think things went?

    The Daily Telegraph
    ...flops...shine
    ...slips...attack
    ...trounced...triumph
    Correct!
    Wrong!
    The Daily Telegraph
  4. 4. And how did The Sun call it?

    The Sun
    forgot the deficit
    lost my election
    looked like a knob
    raised your taxes
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Oops!

    The Sun
  5. 5. What unfortunate word is missing from this Sun headline?

    The Sun
    Fiddler
    Lothario
    Dead
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    This was a story about "Hapless" Ed's youthful violin lessons.

    The Sun
  6. 6. What fears were these from the Express?

    Daily Express
    of Scottish invasion
    English MPs will be held to ransom
    of powerless English voters
    of Sturgeon's Westminster takeover
    Correct!
    Wrong!
    Daily Express
  7. 7. What did The Independent make of Ed's interview with Russell Brand?

    Twitter: @Independent
    lose Ed Miliband the General Election
    well win Ed Miliband the General Election
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    (The click-through headline is "Russell Brand interviews Ed Miliband: 'I hope this doesn't sound totally adolescent'.)

    Twitter: @Independent
  8. 8. And how did The Sun feel about the same meeting?

    The Sun
    has heart-to-heart
    wishes he could be like
    cosies up with loony leftie
    Correct!
    Wrong!
    The Sun
  9. 9. How did the Daily Mail describe Ed's romantic history?

    Daily Mail
    twisted
    tangled
    shocking
    reasonable and unscandalous
    Correct!
    Wrong!
    Daily Mail
  10. 10. Which prompted this columnist to claim what?

    Mail Online
    CAN'T commit to anything
    is a compulsive LIAR
    is a SLIMY pervert and bad for Britain
    CAN'T be trusted
    is PROBABLY cheating on his wife
    Correct!
    Wrong!
    Mail Online
  11. 11. What did this Daily Mail headline label Nicola Sturgeon?

    Daily Mail
    powerful
    important
    terrifying
    dangerous
    Correct!
    Wrong!
    Daily Mail
  12. 12. What is Ed Miliband apparently doing to win the "Muslim vote"?

    The Telegraph
    ...lies...will tell us
    ...depths...will sink to
    ...price...is willing to pay
    ...gifts...sent to ISIS
    Correct!
    Wrong!
    The Telegraph
  13. 13. What word is missing here?

    Daily Mail
    lunatic
    stupid
    dangerous
    Stalinist
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    The "Stalinist" quote came from the Institute of Directors.

    Daily Mail
  14. 14. What goes here?

    The Times
    seeks revenue
    'reckless'
    threatens rich
    raids rich
    Correct!
    Wrong!
    The Times
  15. 15. How did the Mail Online describe a Glaswegian hospital?

    Mail Online
    Death Star
    Azkaban
    Mount Doom
    Dracula's Castle
    Correct!
    Wrong!
    Mail Online
  16. 16. And of course, who did this woman claim to be?

    The Daily Sport
    Sex Slave
    Secret Lover
    First Girlfriend
    Hottest Affair
    Correct!
    Wrong!
    Daily Sport

Can You Complete These Over-The-Top Headlines About The Election?

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