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    Nov 11, 2014

    A Very British Round Of F#@k, Marry, Kill

    Remember, whatever you choose will definitely happen.

    Benedict Cumberbatch, Ed Sheeran, and Amal Alamuddin Clooney

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    1. Who would you f#@k?

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      Benedict Cumberbatch
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      Ed Sheeran
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      Amal Alamuddin Clooney
    1. Who would you marry?

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      Benedict Cumberbatch
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      Ed Sheeran
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      Amal Alamuddin Clooney
    1. Who would you kill?

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      Ed Sheeran
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      Amal Alamuddin Clooney

    Jeremy Kyle, Jeremy Clarkson, and Piers Morgan

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      Jeremy Kyle
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      Jeremy Clarkson
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      Piers Morgan
    1. Who would you marry?

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      Piers Morgan
    1. Who would you kill?

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      Piers Morgan

    Ed Miliband, David Cameron, and Nigel Farage

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      Ed Miliband
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      David Cameron
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      Nigel Farage
    1. Who would you marry?

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      Ed Miliband
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      David Cameron
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      Nigel Farage
    1. Who would you kill?

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      Ed Miliband
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      David Cameron
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      Nigel Farage

    Tetley, PG Tips, and Yorkshire Gold

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      Yorkshire Gold
    1. What would you marry?

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    1. What would you kill?

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    Charles Dickens, Jane Austen, and Emily Brontë

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      Charles Dickens
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      Jane Austen
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      Emily Brontë
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      Emily Brontë
    1. Who would you kill?

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      Jane Austen
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      Emily Brontë

    Simon Cowell, Cheryl Fernandez-Versini, Mel B, and Louis Walsh

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      Simon Cowell
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      Cheryl Fernandez-Versini
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      Mel B
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      Louis Walsh
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      Mel B
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      Louis Walsh
    1. Who would you kill?

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      Louis Walsh
    1. Who would you also kill?

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      Mel B
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      Louis Walsh

    Idris Elba, Tom Daley, and Matt Lewis (aka Neville Longbottom)

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      Idris Elba
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      Tom Daley
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      Matt Lewis
    1. Who would you marry?

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      Idris Elba
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      Tom Daley
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      Matt Lewis