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Why YOU Should Pick ME For SNL

Live from New York, it's a girl desperately trying to win tickets to SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!

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Oh hello there. My name is Hannah and I don't have a lot going for me right now. I would love to be a part of SNL's studio audience. Here's why you should pick me...

I've been an SNL fan since I was a kid. I got in trouble multiple times for staying up past my bedtime to watch SNL...

Worth it.

Season 43 is going to be FIRE. I promise to tell all of my friends to watch.

Right now that list includes my mom, two sisters, and the guy at Moe's (but I will work on expanding that list for you).

If you pick me, my husband and I promise to wear matching vests à la Garth and Kat.

My hair looks like Fred Armisen in this skit... so I'm halfway there?

P.S. We dressed as Wayne and Garth for Halloween last year.

Here's the proof. Schwing!

Here's the proof. Schwing!

I'm an introvert. I won't yell in the middle of your skits.

I know you worked hard on them. I wouldn't do that to you.

But if you need any audience members to bust a move, I'm your girl.

Why be moody when you can shake your booty?

On a more serious note, SNL is home to several of my personal heroes.

The women on this show helped me move from one awkward phase to another, and reminded me to laugh every step of the way.

Thank you for being consistently funny in a year that was consistently a joke.

An absolute joke. Huge.

We may not know what will happen tomorrow, but at least we can rely on Saturday nights to make us laugh at the absurdity of it all.

You keep all of us us sane and laughing, SNL!

So I ask of you, dear SNL staff member with my fate in your hand like a tiny and frail bird, please let me be a member of the SNL studio audience.

Seeing SNL in person has always been a DREAM of mine. Let's make this dream a reality!

I believe!

Thanks for considering me, SNL! See you (hopefully in person) for season 43!

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