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13 Apps That Might Make Dating Less Horrible

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1. If you're looking to share food with your beloved, look no further than SEAMLUST.

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You enter complementing preferences — like, say you always order savory brunch dishes but would love to nibble on something sweet — and let the app do the rest.

2. 10-INCH WAND matches you based on your Hogwarts house.

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You can choose whether you'd like to meet fellow Ravenclaws or try your hand at some cross-compatibility. Slytherin? I hardly know —

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3. AIR BAE 'N' BAE lets you swipe through photos of prospective dates' humble abodes.

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What's sexier than A+ interior decorating? Almost nothing, but you can't really trust a dude's assessment of his own cleanliness (let's be real here).

4. HEAR & NOW matches you according to your music libraries' compatibility.

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Can’t believe that dude put on Nickelback when you got back to his place after your steamy date? Never fear. HEAR & NOW is like Discover Weekly, but for loooove.

5. STREAMBOAT allows you to enter what video streaming services you have and match with people who have different ones.

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Your wallet won't let you have HBO Go and Amazon Prime...but the heart wants what the heart wants (namely, Game of Thrones).

6. XPRESS only matches you with suitors off the same train line or highway as you.

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Who has the time for long-distance love (or a million subway/metro/highway transfers) in the same city? Think twice about dating that Williamsburg bro, you cute little South Brooklyn resident you.

7. TWO LIT matches you according to the harmony of your GoodReads accounts.

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Sure, there's that annoying poster that says you shouldn't fuck someone who doesn't own books. But what if their literary taste is like the oil to your poetic water? No, pal, I don't wanna discuss Infinite Jest over some brews.

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8. PHADED will help you read between the leaves.

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We all know what those smoke puffs in your profile suggest, but what do they really mean? You can enter your drug(s) of choice, how often you partake of said activities, your favorite methods, and what ~cool gadgets~ you own. PHADED will only show you people whose love and likes might just leave you lightheaded.

9. EYE DO shows you one picture and one picture only: their eyebrows.

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How can you trust someone with bad brows? How could you pass said brows along to your children??? Better to know right away whether you're follicularly aligned.

10. BOO-TIQUE is for anyone who wants to share clothes with their Sig O.

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It's organized by size and style, the flannel lovers separate from the three-piece suit crowd. Share your jeans before you share your genes.

11. VENMOAN syncs with Venmo to show what a potential partner's feed looks like.

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It doesn't display dollar amounts — we're not that crass — but if someone's feed is nothing but the leaf and pizza emoji, you know what you're in for before you go on your first date. Also, people are just funnier on Venmo, it's science.

12. DEALBREAKR invites you write down two to three things you absolutely can't stand and let the power of love (or at least mutual distaste for the world) do the rest.

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Perfect for people who know what they want, and more important, what they absolutely do not want.

13. SHOWMANCE tracks how far along you are in a given binge-watching spree and matches you with people watching the same episode.

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We made it all the way through this post without a single Netflix and chill joke. You can send Pulitzers along with those investment checks.

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