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On August 4, 2006, AOL released a file on one of its websites containing search keywords from over 650,000 users over a three month period. They removed the file from public access on August 7, but of course by this time the information had been widely distributed online and is still accessible today. Here are some of the greatest searches, with commentary.
1. Idea: Jerry Cat is actually a standup comedian
2. The speech recognition tools were on while Grandpa took a phone call
3. Carrie Bradshaw uses Google too
4. And some have it a little worse than Carrie
5. No one is validating this on Yahoo! Answers
6. Can you at least tell us if they were wearing all black, maybe with ski masks?
7. There are approximately six Lifetime movie plots included in this
8. Charlie Sheen's personal assistant
9. The D.A.R.E. people went a little over the top with ideas for a "Gateway Drug" skit
10. Every husband's worst nightmare
11. A passing whim...
12. Repetitive actions help distract the mind
13. .0000001% chance there's actually a real fire
14. This is why people confuse Santa with Jesus
15. This person popped some Xanax after a bad day
16. Love don't make it itch though
17. Everyone's vote matters
18. The sad life of unemployed college grads everywhere
19. "Server can't connect, website has moved"
20. The god of the internet = Satan, def
21. F@#k yeah WebMD!
22. Don't you just hate it when you're the only one who doesn't get the joke?
Kanye feels that
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23. The end
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