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Posted on Feb 20, 2023

15 Completely Unhinged Parents Who Seem To Think They're The Center Of The Whole Freakin' Universe

I just want to know where people get all this audacity from.

by Hannah Dobrogosz

BuzzFeed Staff

1. This mom who wants to pay for childcare with...music production services?

They're offering production/mix/master of 3 songs from their Grammy-nominated producer husband in exchange for 4 months of babysitting, 4 days a week, 8:30-2:30, for a 15-month-old

2. This dad who made a creepy request:

"Father and 18-year-old daughter" looking for "female only" roommate "between 24 and 30" who wants to be "company and a friend"

3. This problematic parent who sent her sick child to school so she could get lunch and her hair done:

Woman says she sent her kid to school even though his covid test was positive; in her "defense," she had plans for lunch and an appt to get her hair done, and her kid said he felt fine, and anyway, it's nothing more than a cold, "LOL"

4. This parent who wanted special treatment:

Parent asks for food to be sent to their house, and when told that food boxes aren't in until Monday, they say they're talking about restaurant food

5. This mom who can't afford horses but thinks she can afford TO TAKE CARE OF horses:

She's "ISO free or cheap horses" for her two daughters

6. This parent who was mad at a free pair of Toms:

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7. This mom who tried to make her rage sound cute and quirky:

She had a "mommy moment" and broke her son's Xbox and now wonders if anyone has one they're willing to sell, "hindsight being 20/20 and all," now she feels bad, so "help a mama out"

8. This nightmare pet parent who wants someone to watch their dogs for free 50% of the time:

They're looking for someone to co-parent their shih tzu and Yorkie in their home around 50% of the time, but they say they'll still be responsible for grooming, food, and vaccines

9. This mom who cussed out a stranger over a piano:

Mom offers $5K for piano that sells for $35K; person says they can't do less than $20K, but she should look for cheaper brands if her daughter's just starting out; she says she'll report them to Craigslist, calls them a selfish bitch, and says fuck you

10. This father who put up an interesting fight:

Single dad offers $100 and "some old clothes" for what person paid $700 for and is selling for $350; person says they'll pass, and dad says they're a terrible person and fuck you

11. This mom who is NOT gonna find someone trustworthy with that kind of pay:

Mom is offering $20/day, $100/wk for someone to sleep at their house Tues-Sat and get their kid up Wed-Fri for school and stay with him till 9:30 am Sat and Sun; she's also offering WiFi and a twin bed

12. This mom who tried to work out a deal:

Single mom offers $75 for a gift for her child, person wants $150, she says she can give $75 today and $75 in 2 weeks, person says if it's available in a few weeks, OK, but if someone makes an offer before then, they'll sell it, and she calls them a jerk

13. This mom who wanted the cheapest possible childcare:

Mother is offering babysitter $20 a day based on an online search, and person says yes, parents are paying about $20 but the government is paying the remaining $30, and they can't work for $2.50 an hour

14. This mom who used quarantine to try to secure an Xbox:

She's asking for a "spare Xbox" someone can loan her for 4 weeks, and when someone offers a PS3, she says she prefers Xbox; "nicer controllers and layout"

15. Finally, this parent who expected everyone to buy their child a bunch of nice gifts:

Long instructions for people to buy their child "2-4 gifts" for Xmas and their bday that the parent will pick for them from a list, and to spend about $50, and please shop early

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15 Completely Unhinged Parents Who Seem To Think They're The Center Of The Whole Freakin' Universe

1. This mom who wants to pay for childcare with...music production services?

2. This dad who made a creepy request:

3. This problematic parent who sent her sick child to school so she could get lunch and her hair done:

4. This parent who wanted special treatment:

5. This mom who can't afford horses but thinks she can afford TO TAKE CARE OF horses:

6. This parent who was mad at a free pair of Toms:

7. This mom who tried to make her rage sound cute and quirky:

8. This nightmare pet parent who wants someone to watch their dogs for free 50% of the time:

9. This mom who cussed out a stranger over a piano:

10. This father who put up an interesting fight:

11. This mom who is NOT gonna find someone trustworthy with that kind of pay:

12. This mom who tried to work out a deal:

13. This mom who wanted the cheapest possible childcare:

14. This mom who used quarantine to try to secure an Xbox:

15. Finally, this parent who expected everyone to buy their child a bunch of nice gifts:

H/T: r/ChoosingBeggars and r/insaneparents.

15 Completely Unhinged Parents Who Seem To Think They're The Center Of The Whole Freakin' Universe

1. This mom who wants to pay for childcare with...music production services?

2. This dad who made a creepy request:

3. This problematic parent who sent her sick child to school so she could get lunch and her hair done:

4. This parent who wanted special treatment:

5. This mom who can't afford horses but thinks she can afford TO TAKE CARE OF horses:

6. This parent who was mad at a free pair of Toms:

7. This mom who tried to make her rage sound cute and quirky:

8. This nightmare pet parent who wants someone to watch their dogs for free 50% of the time:

9. This mom who cussed out a stranger over a piano:

10. This father who put up an interesting fight:

11. This mom who is NOT gonna find someone trustworthy with that kind of pay:

12. This mom who tried to work out a deal:

13. This mom who wanted the cheapest possible childcare:

14. This mom who used quarantine to try to secure an Xbox:

15. Finally, this parent who expected everyone to buy their child a bunch of nice gifts:

H/T: r/ChoosingBeggars and r/insaneparents.

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