Food·Posted on Aug 4, 202127 People Who Committed Some Unforgivable Food CrimesI'm not actually hungry. Thanks though!by Hannah DobrogoszBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. This metallic meal: I Forgot I Was Cooking Again: Pasta Edition. from shittyfoodporn 2. These eerie eggs: I tried to make my roommate some scrambled eggs from shittyfoodporn 3. This blackened bacon: When Your Husband Tries To Cook Bacon And Play Video Games from shittyfoodporn 4. This loathsome loaf: The horrific tradition my family calls “Easter Loaf” (served cold) from shittyfoodporn 5. This questionable cake: Dive into the chocolate cake! from shittyfoodporn 6. This French toast failure: Ordered French Toast from my hotel. Received cold white bread dusted with caster sugar and Parmesan cheese. from shittyfoodporn 7. This mac attack: I forgot to put water in my mac and cheese from shittyfoodporn 8. This meal that puts the "ick" in "chicken": Smoker’s Lung? Nope. Alcoholic’s Liver? Nah. My Teriyaki Chicken? Yup. from shittyfoodporn 9. This crispy cookie: Niece is trying her hand at baking for the first time. She forgot to add 2 cups of flour to her chocolate chip cookies. This was the result. from shittyfoodporn 10. This haunting Steve Harvey cake: This thing... Is going to haunt me... from shittyfoodporn 11. These raw rolls: Saw on FB. Someone bragging about their cinnamon bun recipe. This is the finished product... from shittyfoodporn 12. This charred treat: Recipe: Place pizza rolls and French fries in the oven. Then promptly take a 3 hour nap. from shittyfoodporn 13. This upsetting combo: Ramen s’mores from shittyfoodporn 14. This well-done loaf: Just baked a low carb bread that ended up looking like a medium rare steak 🥲 from shittyfoodporn 15. These burnt buttholes: Forgot about my dehydrated lemons in the oven and proceeded to preheat it for some chicken tenders. Was left with burnt buttholes. from shittyfoodporn 16. These ghostly white wieners: Some Fine Dining Right Here from shittyfoodporn 17. These blackened bits: Decided I wanted a midnight snack and fell asleep. Cooked at 415 for 10 hours from shittyfoodporn 18. This rough roast: A lovely pot roast for 4, cooked on the self cleaning feature 🤌🏼👨🏼🍳 from shittyfoodporn 19. This pizza from hell: Nutella and pickled herring pizza. from shittyfoodporn 20. This crumbling calzone: Girlfriend made her first gluten free pizza! (Decided it should be a calzone half way through) from shittyfoodporn 21. This meal that couldn't be saved: I'm a chef, my housemate sent me this and asked if it could be saved. I didn't reply. from shittyfoodporn 22. This problematic pie: i made a spaghetti pie from shittyfoodporn 23. This soggy cake: We made cake from shittyfoodporn 24. This colossal cookie: i made 'cookies' from shittyfoodporn 25. This milky mess: Beef cubes in a milk reduction from shittyfoodporn 26. These pizzas with an extra-crispy crust: The finest pizza canapé, gently baked at 425 for eight hours from shittyfoodporn 27. Finally, this freaky flapjack: Abomination of a pancake I made for my kid from shittyfoodporn As always, thank you r/shittyfoodporn for all the laughs!