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    Twitter Is Popping Off With Jokes About The Next Stimulus Check, And I'm Laughing Through My Tears

    Laughing through my pain.

    Americans continue to anxiously wait for the second stimulus relief package to be decided on and distributed.

    Because the situation is so laughably horrific, people on Twitter have begun channeling their frustration into some classic internet humor. Here are some of those hilariously savage and painfully accurate tweets!

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    For the next stimulus check, you need to sell a certain amount of these chocolates to get it

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    Next stimulus about to be 15% off your next order of $25 or more on DoorDash

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    this gon b the next stimulus

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    The next stimulus is gonna be 40 dollars Kohl’s cash valid between January 3rd-7th only

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    The next stimulus check is just a piece of paper that says "good luck"

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    Next stimulus package is a national raffle for a $20 Amazon gift card if you complete the following survey

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    BREAKING: Congress has announced that the next round of stimulus will be a pizza party

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    BREAKING: Congress announces that the next round of COVID stimulus will be a $10 gift card from @ChickfilA

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    next stimulus check is gonna be a new U2 album downloaded on our phones without our consent

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    The next stimulus is a free bloomin’ onion at Outback Steakhouse with the purchase of an entree

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    Everyone when they get their next stimulus check. #StimulusChecks @AOC

    14.

    Got a sneak peak at what the next stimulus is gonna be

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    A $600 stimulus after nearly 9 months

    But, in all seriousness, I hope we get relief soon. This is ridiculous.