Cringing And Crying At The 16 Most Pathetic Bumble Screenshots I've Seen This Month

    No. Absolutely not. No thank you.

    1. This guy who wants to be an alpha sooo bad:

    Screenshot of someone's Bumble dating profile

    2. This "gentleman":

    Screenshot of someone's Bumble dating profile

    3. This creepy question asker:

    Screenshot of a Bumble message exchange

    4. This woman with quite the wishlist:

    Screenshot of someone's Bumble dating profile

    5. This guy who couldn't tell a joke because he IS a joke:

    Screenshot of a Bumble message exchange

    6. This lost cause:

    Screenshot of a Bumble message exchange

    7. This guy who prepared a pop quiz:

    Screenshot of a Bumble message exchange

    8. This person who doesn't want you to have any friends or a life:

    Screenshot of someone's Bumble dating profile

    9. This person who is SUPER against mental health care and bettering yourself:

    Screenshot of a Bumble message exchange

    10. This horned-up hopeful:

    Screenshot of a Bumble message exchange

    11. This speed date disaster:

    Screenshot of a Bumble message exchange

    12. This "strong personality" who can dish it, but probably can't take it:

    Screenshot of a Bumble message exchange

    13. This woman who doesn't know how conversations work:

    14. This person with a weird first date request:

    Screenshot of a Bumble message exchange

    15. This woman with an unusual superpower:

    Screenshot of someone's Bumble dating profile

    16. Finally, this profound thinker:

    Screenshot of a Bumble message exchange

    H/T: r/Bumble