Happy Valentine's Day, cuties. Whether you're celebrating solo, with friends, or with a partner, I hope you get a kick out of these funny, festive tweets. 🫶
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valentine's day shopping for men is so hard.. what do yall like besides other girls pics??
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will you be my valentine or at least marry me
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My son Charles just said “mommy I might need $20” I’m like okay what do you need it for? He goes “for a Valentine’s Day gift.” I’m like okay what are you going to buy? He says “I’m not buying anything I’m giving 4 girls $5” LMFAOOOOOOOOO boy get out my face seriously.
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I love Valentine’s Day because I love Love! This surprises many, as I also love Hate.
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Last week i was shopping for $200 lingerie to wear on Valentine’s Day for a man who is now blocked
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me this valentine’s day bc i love me
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im confused on why my man ain’t ask me to be his valentine yet
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For the past 20 years I've received a Valentines card from the same secret admirer. So I was pretty upset when I didn't get one this year. First my granny dies and now this.
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i quit
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your valentine's my valentine's
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I hope yall chocolates melt on Valentine’s Day
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bring these back for valentine's day
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I am so excited for Valentine's Day bc I work and I'm gonna tell all my customers that my "boyfriend dumped me" so I "decided to cover another girl's shift" and I'm gonna get so many pity tips
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Please use a condom on Valentines Day. I hate Scorpios.
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wanted to ask this guy out on a date for valentine's so i texted him if he was free friday & he replied "why do you ask do you need a distraction hahaha." are men stupid? are they born stupid? do they go to school & learn how to be stupid? just straight up stupid? i hate it here
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The most toxic couple you know posting to IG on Valentines Day like:
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how can my manager ask who’s single and ask them all to work valentines day 😂😂
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Yes ! Men do deserve to get gift as well for Valentine’s Day,but the gift have to be less expensive then the girls gift . Soo if he buys you flowers you buy him grass.
19. And...
valentine’s day in elementary was 10x better than what it is now