17 Baffling But Hilarious Boyfriends And Girlfriends Who March To The Beat Of Their Own Drum

    A bunch of lovely little weirdos.

    1. This boyfriend who was in charge of getting a shower curtain:

    The shower curtain is one giant picture of Jeff Goldblum holding a monkey surrounded by trees

    2. This girlfriend who left an important note:

    The note says "I am so bloated, please do not squeeze or hold on to my waist tonight or I'll fart a hole through the sheets"

    3. This boyfriend who couldn't reach the top:

    A Christmas tree is covered in lights until about 80% of the way up, where the lights stop and there is no tree topper, only a paper sign saying "loading"

    4. This girlfriend who got some bathroom art:

    A framed picture on the bathroom wall is a diagram of feces passing through the intestine

    5. This boyfriend who likes to clown around:

    A large clown head was put on top of the pile of clothes in the dryer to scare the person who opened the drier

    6. This girlfriend who likes wreaking havoc:

    A hot curling iron has been placed so that it's surrounding the button on top of the toilet that has to be pressed to flush it

    7. This boyfriend who remembered buying tampons, but not where he put them:

    A box of tampons has been put upside down in the freezer next to boxed dinners and lunches

    8. This girlfriend who just got some stickers:

    Stickers of eyes have been placed on the top of a water filter; the fake eyes and shape of the spout make it look like a duck

    9. This boyfriend who cuts holes in towels so they're "easier to hang":

    A hole has been cut right in the middle of a towel

    10. This girlfriend who likes to leave notes:

    Magnets have been placed on the refrigerator so that they spelled out "you're going to do as I say and love it"

    11. This boyfriend who treats cheese like pieces of notebook paper:

    The boyfriend clearly keeps not opening the packet of cheese slices all the way and instead rips them out, which repeatedly leaves slivers of cheese remaining at the top

    12. This girlfriend who "handled" a spider:

    A large pile of shaving cream has been sprayed on the wall so you can't see the spider

    13. This boyfriend who refused to cut the pepperonis:

    A pepperoni pizza has been cut with slices in bizarre and inconsistent shapes so the cutter avoided cutting through any individual pepperonis

    14. This girlfriend who prefers the frosted bit of the cake:

    The majority of the cake has been eaten, but only the top layer with frosting; the lower unfrosted layer still sits in a circle on the platter

    15. This boyfriend who insists on hanging the bananas:

    The boyfriend has placed a clothes hanger upside down on the handle of a cabinet door and hung bananas from the hook that is meant to be used to hang up clothes

    16. This girlfriend who went on a biting spree while her boyfriend was in the bathroom:

    A box of chicken nuggets in which all of the nuggets have one bite taken out of them

    17. Finally, this boyfriend who made pasta:

    A bowl with multiple different kids of pasta mixed together

    H/T: r/mildlyinfuriating and r/funny