1.
This exemplary employee:
2.
These people looking for a free festival weekend:
3.
This person who publicly begged for free birthday gifts:
4.
This person who wants YOU to pay to remove a tree from THEIR property:
5.
This person who complained in a public forum and got their butt handed to them:
6.
This Marine who doesn't need your luck OR your discount:
7.
This person who can't believe young people won't work for free anymore:
8.
This parent with a rather hefty wishlist for their kid's 12th birthday:
9.
This prospective pet owner with quite the wishlist:
10.
This totally reasonable tenant:
11.
This high-maintenance potential partner:
12.
This person who just kept asking for more:
13.
This darling dating app user who is looking for free labor, not love:
14.
This person looking for a free, fairly new car:
15.
This manipulative mom looking for free childcare:
16.
This person who came ready to barter:
17.
This unnecessarily petty person:
18.
This person who will pay you in plants, but definitely not money:
19.
This person who wants a free car, but not just anyyyy car:
20.
These parents with unbelievably high expectations for their babysitter (who they will barely be paying):
21.
This person who doesn't seem to realize how expensive it is to own a dog:
22.
This world's worst wedding:
23.
This rude rejection from a person who didn't even intend to pay:
24.
This random person who wants this expensive bed for free:
25.
This person who got super aggressive when their excuse backfired:
26.
This person who tried a new tactic:
27.
This parent who thinks $20/a day is somehow an acceptable wage:
28.
This lazy person who doesn't want to apply for a dog because they know they'd probably be rejected:
29.
Finally, this not-at-all sketchy job opportunity:
