21 Entitled People Who Tried To Negotiate Themselves A Deal And Failed Miserably

These people never learn!!!

1. This haggler who offered some truly fascinating trades: 

being able to barter is a crucial life skill that this person evidently mastered from ChoosingBeggars

2. This parent whose daughter is apparently upset: 

When you refuse to haggle from ChoosingBeggars

3. This fool who fought until the bitter end: 

Not only does he try to haggle a $5 item, he then asks the person to pay his (more than the item) Uber there to get the item! from ChoosingBeggars

4. This person who went for a low blow: 

Kid tries to ask me for followers, I tell them my price, he haggles, I refuse, hell unfolds. from ChoosingBeggars

5. This self-righteous renter: 

Advertised a vacancy in our share house for $170 per week as per our lease agreement. Got this guy trying to haggle rent with me. from ChoosingBeggars

6. This birthday barterer: 

50 purse cents for my birthday from assholetax

u/II-I-Hulk-I-II

u/II-I-Hulk-I-II

7. This haggler who held fast to their first offer: 

I expected a little haggling but come on. from ChoosingBeggars

8. This backtracker: 

Trying to haggle over a $5 phone mount from ChoosingBeggars

9. This arrogant haggler who was under no obligation to buy the dang ring:

He kept trying to haggle way after this screenshot when I stopped replying. I sold it two days later for the full $50. from ChoosingBeggars

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u/jaaackrabbit

10. This hopeful haggler:

haggling when the price is $5... from ChoosingBeggars

11. This haggler who probably didn't get an A in math: 

Keep haggling down, maybe they'll sell? from ChoosingBeggars

12. This fool who was talking to themselves: 

He’s just “haggling” from ChoosingBeggars

13. This haggler who maybe shouldn't disrespect the person with the needle: 

Want to barter for a tattoo? Also you need to come to me. Bro, just go to a tat shop. from ChoosingBeggars

14. This haggler who really thought they did something: 

Selling my projector on marketplace. Like I get it, you want to haggle the price, but to come out of the gate 50% off and then say “it’s the same price online but new” then buy it new online bud? from ChoosingBeggars

15. This person who lowered their already low offer: 

I'm pretty sure that's not how haggling works.....? from ChoosingBeggars

16. This haggler who should learn to pick their battles: 

Haggling with tattoo artists is never advisable from assholetax

17. This person who simply wasn't reading: 

Person tries to haggle me down from $10 for an (already sold) blender on FB Marketplace. from ChoosingBeggars

18. This person who should've held their tongue: 

Because maybe I am the new department store you should be haggling with. from ChoosingBeggars

19. This bold barterer: 

That’s not how haggling works... from ChoosingBeggars

20. This haggler who asked for too much: 

CB wanted delivery because he cant drive, I offered delivery for £5 even though I'd said collection only and he tries haggling me lower. The audacity 😤 from ChoosingBeggars

21. Finally, this person who isn't getting the picture:

Tried haggling half off £6 for 6 games. Easier to mark as sold than explain why I’m not bartering. from ChoosingBeggars

WHAT THE HELL, PEOPLE?! Shoutout to r/ChoosingBeggars and r/assholetax for the manyyy eye rolls. Ugh.