Posted on Oct 17, 2020

People Shared Cringeworthy Messages They've Received And I Want To Throw My Phone

Is there a way to un-read something?

by Hannah Dobrogosz

BuzzFeed Staff

An angry message reading, "Hey thanks for ignoring me, guess successful men with their shit together isn't attractive to you" followed by the same person saying "Hey there"

A new message reading, "My farts are really wet. It's a little uncomfortable"

A long message of a man ranting that a woman must understand his terms and conditions and that when women respond to him like little bitches, he will treat them like little bitches.

A message asking, "How many seafood dinners would it take to turn you into a bedroom acrobat for years to come?" with the response, "I'm more of a Golden Corral buffet kind of girl"

A message of a man attacking a woman saying she will live a lonely, desperate life as a librarian and explaining he only got dumped by another woman because he didn't want to have kids. He keeps attacking and telling this woman good luck finding anyone

Someone pushing for some amazing sex after the other person said their dad was in the hospital

A message reading, "I wipe my own ass"

Intro message reading, "Roses are red. You're cute as a duck. Let's Netflix and chill in bed, and then we'll cuddle"

A man messaging a woman about how he hates actors but people keep weirdly forcing him into acting projects because he just has the look

A message reading, "Hola! Not to suck my own nipple of anything but what I offer is rare and you'll never find it in anyone else. Plus I'm fucking hilarious" with a winky face. The responding message reads, "You get a D+ for that intro. Try again"

A guy trying to pick up a girl saying he can't call her beautiful yet because beauty's on the inside and he hasn't been inside her yet

Numerous messages of a person essentially talking to themselves about bubble baths, smexi shoulders, and a chocolate heart as they wait for someone to give them attention

A message reading, "I am no millionaire. But I have million inch shlong"

A guy saying he doesn't have time for prudes after getting rejected

A guy answering his own tinder messages from two years ago

A guy asks, "What does the constitution say about sucking my cock?" and the recipient responds saying small things are a choking hazard

A message reading, "I love goth bitches"

A message reading, "You look like the type of girl that would shush me in the library then politely ask me to eat your ass"

A message where a person admits they are about to turn themselves in for jail for 20 days because of a DUI and ask for wine and sex before they go

An angry man saying he starts a cleaning job in 7-10 days and will be making $25 an hour so he doesn't need this anyways

An intro message asking the other person to have a foursome with them and two other girls

First message says "good morning beautiful" followed by "racist bitch" with no context

Note: Submissions have been edited for length and clarity.

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