Skip To Content

    19 Cooking Fails So Cringeworthy They’ll Make You Feel Like An Iron Chef

    *Chef's kiss*

    Shoutout to r/shittyfoodporn for all the laughs and ego boosts.

    1. This sleep paralysis demon.

    This was way cuter when I pictured it in my head from shittyfoodporn

    2. These confused croissants.

    Made croissants.. didn't know I was supposed to roll them from shittyfoodporn

    3. This inside-out hotdog.

    Left it in the microwave for a little to long from shittyfoodporn

    4. This blackened bird.

    Happy thanksgiving from shittyfoodporn

    5. This absolute nightmare fuel.

    Apparently using a syringe to inject the filling of a jelly bun doesn't work that well... from shittyfoodporn

    6. This disappointing combination.

    My own invention: eggplant with a side of melted knife from shittyfoodporn

    7. These crispy cookies.

    I wanted to bake chocolate chip cookies but only put in one cup of flour instead of two. They won't come off of the pan from shittyfoodporn

    8. This festive failure.

    Birthday cake I made for my husband. He’s so lucky to have me from shittyfoodporn

    9. This toxic tea.

    My first attempt at making lemon tea from shittyfoodporn

    10. This salt deposit.

    Good morning 🙃 I’m never switching from Morton’s again from shittyfoodporn

    11. This wasted waffle.

    I saw a recipe for protein powder pancakes and decided to try protein waffles with a waffle maker I’ve never used before from shittyfoodporn

    12. This tin I definitely thought was a Lego block.

    First attempt at gluten free, dairy free cupcakes from shittyfoodporn

    13. This oatmeal ordeal.

    Oatmeal that i forgot on the stove from shittyfoodporn

    14. This donut disaster.

    Look I made a donut. Burnt on the outside, undercooked on the inside. Just the way everyone likes it. from shittyfoodporn

    15. This cake that has no business being so sopping wet.

    We tried making a cake for my mom’s birthday. Problem is, we have no experience with making cakes from shittyfoodporn

    16. This dough that crossed over to the dark side.

    Preheated my broiler to make a delicious tomato sausage gnocchi. Totally forgot that I had bread dough rising in the oven. from shittyfoodporn

    17. This displeased grilled cheese.

    Did I forget to remove plastic wrapper? from shittyfoodporn

    18. This marshmallow mess.

    Sweet potato and yams lightly baked with marshmallows. from shittyfoodporn

    19. And finally, these meat cookies.

    I accidentally added too much water to my sausage balls and made meat cookies from shittyfoodporn