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    19 Cooking Fails That'll Convince You To Order Takeout Tonight

    I think I just lost my appetite.

    Sometimes I fall down the rabbit hole that is r/shittyfoodporn on Reddit.

    Now, I'm no master chef, but these cooking fails make even ME look competent in the kitchen. Please, just take a look:

    1. This... asphalt?:

    Holy shit y’all, I suck. from shittyfoodporn

    2. This not-so-eggsellent attempt:

    Made myself some hard boiled eggs, then forgot about them. from shittyfoodporn

    3. This lamb that's DEFINITELY up to no good:

    One more easter lamb cake from shittyfoodporn

    4. These mushy mochi:

    tried to make strawberry mochi without a recipe and now they look like boiled kirbys 😭 from shittyfoodporn

    5. This tiramisEW:

    We tried to make something similar to tiramisu. Another image in comments. from shittyfoodporn

    6. These clunky cookies:

    Tried making Gluten-Free Chocolate Chip cookies but they tasted like cornbread .... my boyfriend couldn’t stop laughing at them. from shittyfoodporn

    7. This sleep paralysis demon:

    Daughter wanted an angry hedgehog cake for her bday after seeing one here, so that's what she got. from shittyfoodporn

    8. These erratic eclairs:

    Making eclairs 🥰 follow for more recipe from shittyfoodporn

    9. This poor, poor pizza:

    My vegan pizza 😍😍😍❤️❤️🍕🍕🍕 from shittyfoodporn

    10. This internal organ:

    Hard boiled eggs that cracked during boiling and were really hard to peel, pickled them anyways from shittyfoodporn

    11. This pasta with A LOT of texture:

    al dente from shittyfoodporn

    12. The crumbly cake:

    My wife baked me a cake from shittyfoodporn

    13. This doughy disaster:

    Look, we made a pizza from shittyfoodporn

    14. This poisonous popcorn:

    Slightly overcooked popcorn 🍿 from shittyfoodporn

    15. This slimy sandwich:

    My peanut butter and banana sandwich. Only had frozen bananas so I thought it would be okay to microwave and create a paste. from shittyfoodporn

    16. These brownies I mistook for potting soil:

    Keto brownies from shittyfoodporn

    17. These busted nuts:

    Tried making chestnuts in the microwave from shittyfoodporn

    18. This pizza picture that's NOT using a black-and-white filter:

    Crispy pizza. Not a black and white photo. from shittyfoodporn

    19. And finally, this rather suspicious looking OREO roll:

    My Oreo Rolls looking like... you know what. from shittyfoodporn

    Want more? Check out r/shittyfoodporn to get your fix!

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