Food·Posted on Apr 6, 202119 Cooking Fails That'll Convince You To Order Takeout TonightI think I just lost my appetite.by Hannah DobrogoszBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Sometimes I fall down the rabbit hole that is r/shittyfoodporn on Reddit. Now, I'm no master chef, but these cooking fails make even ME look competent in the kitchen. Please, just take a look: 1. This... asphalt?: Holy shit y’all, I suck. from shittyfoodporn 2. This not-so-eggsellent attempt: Made myself some hard boiled eggs, then forgot about them. from shittyfoodporn 3. This lamb that's DEFINITELY up to no good: One more easter lamb cake from shittyfoodporn 4. These mushy mochi: tried to make strawberry mochi without a recipe and now they look like boiled kirbys 😭 from shittyfoodporn 5. This tiramisEW: We tried to make something similar to tiramisu. Another image in comments. from shittyfoodporn 6. These clunky cookies: Tried making Gluten-Free Chocolate Chip cookies but they tasted like cornbread .... my boyfriend couldn’t stop laughing at them. from shittyfoodporn 7. This sleep paralysis demon: Daughter wanted an angry hedgehog cake for her bday after seeing one here, so that's what she got. from shittyfoodporn 8. These erratic eclairs: Making eclairs 🥰 follow for more recipe from shittyfoodporn 9. This poor, poor pizza: My vegan pizza 😍😍😍❤️❤️🍕🍕🍕 from shittyfoodporn 10. This internal organ: Hard boiled eggs that cracked during boiling and were really hard to peel, pickled them anyways from shittyfoodporn 11. This pasta with A LOT of texture: al dente from shittyfoodporn 12. The crumbly cake: My wife baked me a cake from shittyfoodporn 13. This doughy disaster: Look, we made a pizza from shittyfoodporn 14. This poisonous popcorn: Slightly overcooked popcorn 🍿 from shittyfoodporn 15. This slimy sandwich: My peanut butter and banana sandwich. Only had frozen bananas so I thought it would be okay to microwave and create a paste. from shittyfoodporn 16. These brownies I mistook for potting soil: Keto brownies from shittyfoodporn 17. These busted nuts: Tried making chestnuts in the microwave from shittyfoodporn 18. This pizza picture that's NOT using a black-and-white filter: Crispy pizza. Not a black and white photo. from shittyfoodporn 19. And finally, this rather suspicious looking OREO roll: My Oreo Rolls looking like... you know what. from shittyfoodporn Want more? Check out r/shittyfoodporn to get your fix!