The Official Ranking Of The 29 Hottest TV Doctors

The definitive list of all the men who get our hearts and pulses racing...

29. Dr. Spaceman (Chris Parnell)

Look at him, the man advertises Love Storms for goodness sake!

28. Dr. Karl Kennedy (Alan Fletcher)

He's sturdy, reliable, Australian and loves a shiny shirt. Can't ask for much more, really.

27. Dr. Tim Whatley (Bryan Cranston)

So he's technically a dentist and doesn't really have the drug dealer sexiness yet, but you still would.

26. Dr. Christian Troy (Julian McMahon)

His face was just too shiny to be any higher in the list.

25. Dr. Drake Ramoray (Matt Le Blanc)

META ALERT. Not strictly a "real" fake doctor, but he's so cute.

24. Dr. Mark Everett Sloan (Eric Dane)

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They don't call him McSteamy for nothing.

23. Dr. Christopher Turk (Donald Faison)

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Perfect boyfriend material, despite the fact he would probably leave you for his best friend.

22. Dr. Guy Secretan (Stephen Mangan)

OK. So he's not got a great track record and he may have slept with his mother. BUT LOOK AT THAT FACE.

21. Dr. Sean McNamara (Dylan Walsh)

I.N.T.E.N.S.E

20. Dr. James Wilson (Robert Sean Leonard)

He has that lapdog charm thing going on.

19. Dr. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce (Alan Alda)

Just look at him. Dude.

18. Dr. Mac (Julian Rhind-Tutt)

Hair like a lion's mane and a heart of pure gold. He's a keeper.

17. Dr. Perry Cox (John C. McGinley)

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He's cocky. He's mean. He's impatient. He's emotionally unavailable. Oh and he's weirdly hot.

16. Dr. Lance Sweets (John Francis Daley)

He's all grown up and looking fineeee

15. Dr. James Kildare (Richard Chamberlain)

Here he is, the original hot doctor. He knows it.

14. Dr. Peter Benton (Eriq La Salle)

Despite his ridiculous fist pump, Dr. Benton has curmudgeonly charm all tied up in a bow.

13. Dr. John Dorian (Zach Braff)

His doughy good looks and constant bewilderment is a sure winner. He should really stop talking to himself though, kind of creepy.

12. Dr. George O'Malley (T. R. Knight)

ARGH HE'S TOO HOPELESSLY ADORABLE.

11. Dr. Eric Foreman (Omar Epps)

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This man can wear a waistcoat. I mean REALLY wear a waistcoat. Good work.

10. Dr. Jeremy Reed (Ed Weeks)

Oh to be that stethoscope.

9. Dr. Alex Karev (Justin Chambers)

Don't bother reading this, just LOOK AT HIM.

8. Dr. Danny Castellano (Chris Messina)

He probably needs a trip to Disneyland to cheer him up a bit, but other than that...

7. Dr. Luka Kovač (Goran Visnjic)

Despite the constant expression of confusion, he can wear the white coat as good as any.

6. Dr. Robert Chase (Jesse Spencer)

Spun gold. That hair is like spun gold. Lovely stuff.

5. Dr. Tony Gates (John Stamos)

Tall, dark and handsome, he's such a cliché. I LOVE CLICHÉS.

4. Dr. John Carter (Noah Wyle)

He's like a human puppy.

3. Dr. Gregory House (Hugh Laurie)

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PHWOAR. Not much else to say really. PHWOAR.

2. Dr. Derek Shepherd (Patrick Dempsey)

McDreamy himself. Stare into those eyes long enough and your face actually begins to rapidly melt away.

1. Dr. Doug Ross (George Clooney)

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There can be only one winner. He's the bee's knees, the cat's pyjama's, the ULTIMATE hot doctor. Good work Clooney, good work.