Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk.

I’m a 22 year old virgin, but not by my own choice. The occasion has simply not appeared yet.

Lupin! I knew it!

My mother worked at a department store at the time disposable infant diapers were first introduced. Back then diapers were actually sold at department stores. She and her coworkers found countless dirty diapers, both cloth and disposable, in the fitting rooms. Usually there was also an opened, unpaid for package of diapers nearby.

I have two accounts. In one I’m Gryffindor at Hogwarts, Pukwudgie at Ilvermorny, and my patronus is a fox terrier. In the other account I’m Hufflepuff at Hogwarts, Wampus at Ilvermorny, and my patronus is a white swan. I am not a dog person and am quite uncomfortable around them (too much energy). And large water fowl terrify me. As far as I’m concerned I’m a Hufflepuff and my patronus is a black cat.

That is a medically unsafe amount of caffeine.

Paddywax Library collection Edgar Allen Poe. It’s Absinthe and cardamom scented and is absolutely wonderful. I originally came across this candle in a shop in Ghirardelli Square. I am so glad I did.

He cheated on Jennifer with Angelina. It would be totally in character for him to cheat on Angelina with Marion.

Where are my unaffiliated-s at?

I want #4 to be true more than almost anything

Even a properly fitted bra can be incredibly uncomfortable to sleep in. That isn’t what they’re for.

The guy in the background of #15, starting perplexedly at Ghost Face is my new favorite person

That’s a Buster Keaton bit, not Chaplin

7/7! Holy shit!