An Impossible Game Of "Would You Rather" For Anyone With Natural Hair

Have a perfectly laid weave that's constantly itchy.

Have a really matted weave, but healthy hair underneath.

Detangle your hair with a fine tooth comb everyday.

Wash your hair with washing up liquid.

Wear a satin bonnet on a first date.

Wear your hair in Felicia braids on a first date.

Have an unlimited supply of free natural hair products, but no edges.

Never be able to use hair ties, scrunchies or bobby pins ever again.

Use petroleum jelly as your leave-in.

Have your edges drawn on with a marker

Have split ends on every single strand of your hair.

Have a sports logo shaved onto the back of your head.

Have healthy hair, but it constantly smells like relaxer.

Have healthy hair, but it constantly smells burnt.

Have an angry mum detangle your hair once a week.

Burn your ears with a hot comb once a week.

Do a big chop every time your hair reaches your shoulder length.

Have really long, but really thin hair.

Call bantu knots "twisted mini buns."

Call two cornrows "boxer braids."

Have extreme shrinkage, so your hair always looks 1cm long.

Never be able to use any products on your hair ever again.