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If "Clueless" Was Set Today, I Guarantee That Cher Would Do These 19 Things

She would only ever say "as if" ironically.

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1. She'd basically wear the same clothes, but they'd be '90s throwbacks.

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2. And she'd post all her looks to Instagram, where she would be Insta famous.

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3. Instead of just giving Tai fashion and lifestyle advice in her living room, Cher would make her appear on her YouTube channel.

She'd also do the BFF tag with Dionne.
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She'd also do the BFF tag with Dionne.

4. She would only ever use the phrase "as if" ironically.

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And you'd never catch her doing the "whatever" hand sign.

5. Cher would've gone live on Instagram when she and Dionne gave Tai her makeover.

Travis would've watched the whole thing on his Finsta.
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Travis would've watched the whole thing on his Finsta.

6. She wouldn't even bother learning to drive because she'd just get Ubers everywhere.

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"Why would I need to drive when I can order a perfectly good car from my phone?"

7. And instead of writing with that fluffy pen, she'd take her Macbook Pro to class.

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8. Cher would Tweet all her thoughts...

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9. ...And she'd definitely subtweet Amber.

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10. But she'd still pronounce Haitians wrong.

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Because some things just don't change.

11. Instead of watching Ren and Stimpy, Cher would watch Rick and Morty.

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And she'd find them just as existential.

12. She'd have a 230 day Snap streak with Dionne.

And she'd be seriously hurt when she found out Dionne and Tai's streak.
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And she'd be seriously hurt when she found out Dionne and Tai's streak.

13. Cher would set up Mr Hall and Ms Geist by making a catfish profile on Match.com.

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14. And instead of rollin' with the homies, Cher and the gang would be doing the "In My Feelings" challenge.

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15. Cher would still be a great photographer, but she'd be taking shots on her iPhone X.

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She'd mainly take selfies and pics of the squad.

16. And that whole confusion with the photo in Elton's locker would take place on Instragram, instead of in real life.

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It would probably involve Cher being confused about Elton liking everyones pictures.

17. She'd definitely do P.E head to toe in Yeezy.

Ankle boots included, obvs.
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Ankle boots included, obvs.

18. Instead of reading Fit or Fat, Cher would just follow self care accounts on Instagram.

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19. And finally, the movie would end with Cher doing a great YouTube video about her relationship with Josh.

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