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therapist: so...you fight penguins and clowns? batman: jesus christ, for the tenth time, it's THE penguin and one SPECIFIC clown
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marvel characters when they are sad: tony stark: :( bucky barnes: :( nick fury: .( steve rogers: :( sam wilson: :(
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tony stark when his family's in his own life's in danger danger
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Nick Fury: Thanos is coming what's the plan Tony Stark: new tech Thor: lightning axe Hulk: STRONG. SMASH. Hawkeye: arrows. Everyone: Hawkeye: like, a LOT of fucken arrows.
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The worst cultural impact superhero films have had is that whenever the actors from those films appear in anything else, the top comment on the trailer or clip is always shit like "haha Joker is in love with Black Widow's voice and is friends with Star-Lord and Lois Lane"
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*Captain America movies* The ending the entire plot
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"bucky barnes killed tonys parents" okay and? do u ever think maybe howard stark had bad vibes?
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Thanos leaving a voice message on Lady Death's phone https://t.co/R0ju5Mnpmp
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Spider-Man: Please Stay at Home
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Me: I like your Boy Harley Quinn tattoo. Guy: It’s the Joker. Me: I too am a fan of Boy Harley Quinn.
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Valkyrie, Thor and Loki https://t.co/SPNhPp2xi9