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When you’re innocently scrolling through the houseparty app and someone starts a chat with you OUTTA NOWHERE
2.
House Party: "Someone you went on one date with three years ago is in the house!!!!" Me:
3.
You seeing your mcm in a locked room on Houseparty.
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This Houseparty app is fucking lawless. How am I looking for a profile pic to use and I hear my guy giggling out of nowhere...I look on the screen and mans fat head is just there.
5.
me getting all the girls on my Houseparty chat so I can lock the room before anyone else joins
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Houseparty is aggressive. 0.5 seconds after opening the app, and someone is staring at my chin and dry bottom lip.
7.
How are the gays handling quarantine? Well, a guy who stood me up on a first date last year just tried to add me as a friend on Houseparty
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*UK in Lockdown* My Notifications: “Your friend _________ just joined Houseparty!”
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accidentally started a House Party video chat with a girl I went out with two years ago, we stared at each other for a few seconds before I could figure out how to end the call - but then she rang back and we did Harry Potter trivia and a drawing game how's your Friday going?
10.
One guy on snap said “whilst you guys are on house party I’m trying to buy a house and then party” ... jesus really wept.
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Me when I get a notification from Houseparty every 2 seconds
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House party notifications are a form of harassment I swear
13.
I don’t even realise I’ve opened the app by accident and I’ll hear someone shout KAYODE. House party will kill me
14.
House party is a real 9-5 🤣🤣🤣. 9pm to 5am
15.
House party needs to add a kick feature because people run up in the crib like armed robbers
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I’d prefer one handy consolidated notification saying ‘Everyone you’ve ever met in your whole fucking life just joined House Party!’