TV and Movies·Posted on 29 Nov 201917 Times The Internet Hilariously Dragged "Harry Potter"Dragged from a place of love, of course ⚡❤️by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Lilah Sturges, Queen of Nice @lilah_sturges Dumbledore: Voldemort killed MANY wizards, but he couldn't kill you because of your mother's love for you Harry: it's so sad Dumbledore: yes Harry: sad that none of those other wizards had mothers who loved them. DUNK! Dumbledore: oh damn sick burn 03:09 PM - 16 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. lottie @dxggorys harry potter: pls help everyone wants to kill me dumbledore: hey im so glad u reached out. im actually at capacity/helping someone whos in crisis/dealing with some personal stuff right now, & i dont think i can hold appropriate space for u. could we connect [later date or time] 05:13 PM - 21 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Michael Thinks Turkey is Inedible 🌶 @Home_Halfway Forgot Ron Weasley's name earlier so I called him "Magic Ed Sheeran." 03:53 AM - 30 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. HITT BOY @PRlNCEREMUS things that would have made harry potter better: - engorgio on dicks - details on how hagrids parents fucked - spell to fix harry’s eyesight - swearing - voldemort was Always in that suit from the ootp film 10:39 PM - 08 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. kiana🌻 @watery_day severus snape, dying: harry.............your mom was fine as hell. she was so fucking hot. i wanted to bang the shit out of her but she friendzoned me for your dumbass chad father. *dies* harry: wow. he was a great man after all 08:29 PM - 23 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. randy @leakypod dumbledore: harry must be safe snape: ok but can i be a dick to him dumbledore: what snape: like, idk, if i wanted to tell him he’s an even bigger pathetic fucken loser than his dead dad i can right lol dumbledore: are u okay 11:16 PM - 20 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. alice @grangershug dumbledore with dumbledore with gryffindor the other hogwarts houses 06:44 PM - 08 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt harry potter has so much money yet he dresses like shit. have we ever talked about this? no wonder draco malfoy is mean to him 08:44 PM - 13 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. abby musical: the musical: the series @abbyraejepsen harry potter if he was a vlogger 1. i killed my professor 2. HOW TO SURVIVE A BASILISK ATTACK (w/ tips) 3. my stalker tried to kill me 4. i saw my crush’s boyfriend die? 5. O.W.L.S vlog (gone wrong!) 6. girlfriend tag! (ft. ginny weasley) 7. I DIED + CAME BACK (not clickbait) 05:55 AM - 14 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Angele @angelesofiah 📍Voldemort l l l ——————————-l l 📍Simply throwing | baby Harry out the | window. | | ——————————— | | 📍Using Avada Kedavra and it backfiring 10:47 PM - 26 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Anne Thériault @anne_theriault I really love how unabashedly horny Bellatrix Lestange is. Like, just a middle-aged married lady who gets off on the idea of fucking a snake-dude. Her horniness is off the charts and she doesn’t care, she wants EVERYONE to know that she would suck Voldemort’s dick in a trice 11:09 PM - 09 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch [books 1-5] harry: how do i defeat voldemort dumbledore: love your friends. [books 6-7] harry: how do i defeat voldemort dumbledore: ok so he split his soul into 7 maybe 8 pieces idk yet but they're all in hidden items and also inside of you so you also have to kinda die and 02:37 PM - 21 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Lex Croucher @lexcanroar Dumbledore in Goblet of Fire is like: hey kids, welcome to the Death Olympics! I've invited my friends - the French, and the Nazis. if you need any help go ask your new teacher, who is visibly drunk 07:53 PM - 03 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. alice @grangershug harry potter: voldemort returned. i saw him. the entire magical community: we dont believe you. harry potter: give me the truth serum. the entire magical community: for some reason no. 05:09 PM - 06 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 @gayrauder harry potter concerns in his third year at hogwarts ○ the return of voldemort ○ a massive “murderer” coming for his ass ● not being able to go to hogsmeade 05:54 AM - 11 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 🦃areon potatobasher🦃 @areonmobasher Not to be controversial but did Hogwarts even have a theatre program? 04:11 PM - 15 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Laurazepam @andlikelaura hermione: i miss my parents dumbledore: you had to modify their memories to keep them safe, even if it meant you don’t exist, it was very selfless of you hermione: thank you sir dumbledore: now take this time travel device so you can go back and save a flying horse eagle 01:33 PM - 14 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite