First things first, Grease is one of my all time favourite movies, and a total masterpiece when it comes to musical rom-coms. But as much as I love it, every time I rewatch it (which is pretty often), I can't help but think, "this is ridiculous". So, here are 21 things I ask myself every time I see Grease.
1.Why does Danny wear completely different clothes during the Summer?
2.Why is Sandy totally okay with Danny getting way too handsy on the beach?
3.And if they spent their entire summer together, why don't they know anything about each other, like for example what school Danny goes to.
4.Is smoking just allowed for the kids at Rydell High?
5.When Danny sees Sonny, why does he punch him in the balls?
6.Are we meant to just ignore the fact that all of the high schoolers are played by full grown adults?
7.And why are the Pink Ladies so unprepared for school? How do they fit their books in clutch bags??
8.Sandy's a new student, so why is everyone so invested in what she got up to over the summer?
9.And how did the creepy line "did she put up a fight" manage to make it into the movie?
10.How did Sandy make it onto the cheer team?
11.Why does Sandy give no explanation as to why her family decided to make their vacation into a permanent move?
12.Why does Frenchie have so many wigs?
13.If Sandy's so hung up on Danny, why does she start dating the football guy about a week after starting Rydell high?
14.Why is Danny so passionate about Kenickie's car?
15.And how has Danny made it to 18-years-old without learning the basic rules of basketball?
16.Why didn't Frenchie use a better covering to disguise her pink hair disaster?
17.Why is the fact that Vince Fontaine is a total creep completely overlooked?
18.And are we just meant to ignore the fact that Danny's a serial groper?
19.How did a teacher allow the extremely dangerous car race to take place?
20.Why does the film end on such a dodgy message?
21.And finally, why on earth does the car fly??????