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    Just 19 Tweets For Anyone Who Loves Reading

    "RIP Edgar Allan Poe. I know he would've loved That's So Raven."

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    It’s the “roaring 20s” again so I’m going to take inspiration from the Great Gatsby and continue to not have read any books since high school

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    teacher: you're currently failing english, are you reading for extra credit? me: i'm reading Animal Farm, the author is so good teacher: orwell? me: yeah [sweating] i meant the author is so well

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    Before you turn 18 you have to choose exactly one of these books to read and then never stop talking about for the rest of your life: -Harry Potter -The Great Gatsby -Animal Farm -The Communist Manifesto -1984 -The Bible

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    ME: I will now give my Moby Dick presentation as a rap TEACHER: I specifically told you not to d– ME: His palms are sweaty, Queequeg's harpoon heavy, there's something on his sweater already, spermaceti

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    The Phantom of the Opera is a cautionary tale of what happens when you date a musician

    Twitter: @SparkNotes

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    I [35M] married a woman [32F] from a slave-owning family for money. She had mental illness and cheated on me, so I removed her from home and loved ones and chained her in an attic. Now I want to marry an employee [18F] without telling her I’m married because she’ll say no. AITA?

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    I can't fuck with fantasy books if they don't have a map at the front

    Twitter: @nyquills

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    so you mean to tell me , Willy Wonka sent golden tickets AROUND THE WORLD, and 5 WHITE children got them all?!?!!

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    editor: this better not be like last time kafka: it's a coming of age story editor: ok kafka: about a boy who's changed, but his family won’t accept him editor: i'm listening kafka: because he's changed into a bug editor: there we go kafka: like a real big fuckin bug

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    I’d just like everyone to know that one of my pals thinks “what a sad little life Jane” is a quote from Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë and not from the greatest ever ending to come dine with me

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    willy wonka beating murder charges after the factory https://t.co/aCuMHNn1Cz

    Twitter: @melfeezy

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    Whenever I have a bad writing day, I take a peek at Kafka's diary.

    Twitter: @LailaLalami

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    It's actually bad luck to say MacBook inside an office. You have to call it 'The Scottish Laptop'

    Twitter: @nolliepops

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    RIP edgar allen poe i know he woud've loved that's so raven

    Twitter: @mygfreal

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    ME, SOBBING: Please, Emily, you can't give all your 100 characters the same 4 names EMILY BRONTE: *points* That's Earnshaw Linton. *points* That's Cathy Heathcliff. *points* Heathcliff Linton. *points* Cathy Cathy. *points* Earnshaw Cathy Jr. *pause* And they're all GHOSTS.

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    Twitter: @earthmemea

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    RIP William Shakespeare I know you would’ve loved Kendrick Lamar

    Twitter: @kirawontmiss

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    PUBLISHER: So it’s got vampires? BRAM STOKER: Yes. PUBLISHER: Sex? BRAM STOKER: Yes. PUBLISHER: A lunatic asylum? BRAM STOKER: Yes. PUBLISHER: It needs something more. BRAM STOKER: [scratches head] A… a cowboy? PUBLISHER: Fucking sold.

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    mercutio, dying: ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a GRAVE man romeo and benvolio:

    Twitter: @SparkNotes