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21 People Who Saw A Tweet And Made It Funnier In 2018

Proof that everyone on Twitter is a comedian.

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shopping cart: $1000 me: omg what a deal shipping: $5 me: https://t.co/FPpUPVMnCo

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[bad Italian accent] https://t.co/QYHjRm0CV4

3.

Someone plz get Lightning McQueen a Benadryl :/ https://t.co/wtXc8qsUWr

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The bible says Adam and Eve not florence and the machine https://t.co/XKH77oPP60

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Now that’s what I call a Nutty Professor https://t.co/UVanl1QQPY

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When you’re drunk and run away from your sober friend https://t.co/J4pTinoREm

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when u carry ur pet to ur room n it walks out https://t.co/GDLi7Yta9e

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Just like grammar used to make https://t.co/XkAaOILLf5

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The person who pays for Netflix + everyone else who watches it https://t.co/vt4gOWO7sk

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This is the epitome of transferable job skills https://t.co/G6SyveH7UK

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Me: “Wow my skin has actually been so clear lately” Acne: https://t.co/7vJ80WRpHo

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so? I don’t take pictures of you and tweet “there’s a human in the gay bar”. some cats are gay, sis https://t.co/5ggifcDEjM

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“what’s your WiFi password” “It’s on the back of the router” Router: https://t.co/6adCjXpMgm

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I already did this in 2003. Next. https://t.co/m5q74sdf3D

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Squeeze bottle for sure, Feels like I’m sucking it strait from the gators nipple. https://t.co/TcRzaA1zi6

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Me texting my kids once they’re in college and me and my husband finally start our world tour https://t.co/rvMPv2ZGOG

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Living in Australia must be like playing Jumanji every day https://t.co/opR8JW1gqc

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Women’s shower water. https://t.co/kJvu6FE256

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I look at myself in the mirror like this when I’m drunk https://t.co/RxEMTcM5lJ

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when the Greeks offer ur city a giant wooden horse https://t.co/qZZfY6cN2M

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Ellen looks this good cause she never had a man stressing her out https://t.co/POi5Lsdlus

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