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    16 British Tweets That Cracked Me Up This Week

    "Men invented football so they could sing songs together."

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    Twitter: @callsuponmuses

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    the bag of tangerines I bought last week watching me grab another bag of Skips #MetGala2022

    Twitter: @annarosethomas

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    It was my big brother 😂 even the stage can’t stop me winding him up haha https://t.co/xu5HydkNN7

    Twitter: @LittleMix

    4.

    the way this scene from Tots TV is an absolute masterclass in passive aggression… no hollywood production has ever come close

    Twitter: @sam_a_r

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    Just fell to my knees crying and screaming along with every other mf in the veggie/free from aisle in Tesco https://t.co/4tm1MhPrRu

    Twitter: @z_eph_yr

    6.

    Tempted to eat some Dreamies to see what the big deal is.

    Twitter: @DaftLimmy

    7.

    paul mescal and phoebe bridgers are tommy fury and molly mae for girls on sertraline

    Twitter: @feartie

    8.

    my friend and i are debating which uk restaurant chain would be the most degrading, least chic place to have a breakdown in, and number one by a long way is: Giraffe

    Twitter: @ImogenWK

    9.

    What's your favourite moment in The Sopranos?

    Twitter: @TheRstott

    10.

    Can't belive it's a year to the day since I passed my driving test and your man told me I passed by going to me "look.....this is the bare minimum standard of driving....but youve passed"

    Twitter: @R_Kavvy

    11.

    Twitter: @sameoldsouvnir

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    men invented football so they could sing songs together

    Twitter: @saoirse_idk

    13.

    Charles Xavier is the Rupaul of mutants. He has a small group of favourites from the original intake and then has no idea who anyone else is

    Twitter: @fagfetchd

    14.

    BREAKING: @thehuwedwards has just eaten a little bit of a crossaint

    Twitter: @scottygb

    15.

    Me: oh, the coco pops monkey *definitely* has he/they energy 😂 My mum: your cousin just bought a house

    Twitter: @jamesdgreig

    16.

    Few days shy of 50 and when I ask my super goth 13-year-old what they're listening to they tell me it's a band I probably don't know called The Cure.

    Twitter: @JeffSharlet