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S01 E01, main challenge: Build the werkroom yourself from IKEA furniture https://t.co/uDuJUZi9lS
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My 24 year old homeowner brother being asked if his mum and dad are in by a delivery guy has made my week
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Did…did a minotaur write this
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why are both these ppl Keir Starmer
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Messaging me on WhatsApp is like putting a message in a bottle and hoping it reaches the right shore.
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Asking your mum for career advice
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My favourite thing on Twitter is when someone completely drops their online persona to demand answers from a train company / broadband provider.
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Everyone in Hackney dresses like Barry Chuckle now
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This is singlehandedly Simon Cowell’s fault https://t.co/J3PMHGwkTT
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we're cancelling each other over werthers original takes today. tell me your most cancellable wethers originals take my grandad, in tears: i don’t understand what you mean son
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It's actually bad luck to say MacBook inside an office. You have to call it 'The Scottish Laptop'
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This. That’s it. https://t.co/kn4xL1zFgt
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Absolute fashion anarchy here from Charles Tyrwhitt. I don’t even know what I’m looking at. Wow.
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Me as a child when the song “I Won’t Say I’m In Love” was approaching in Hercules (1997)
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getting back from the shops and noticing you left the kitchen light on
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Fell asleep in the cab in Portugal and woke up to see 'Lagos' on the road sign sksksksk. Took a sec for my brain to exit sleep mode 😭 thought man got trafficked.
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this cropped headline is still the funniest thing I’ve seen this year
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remembering this made me laugh so much that I’m having a 4 hour asthma attack & I am in A&E on an oxygen machine, I wish I was joking sksksksksks 💀 https://t.co/yt5WjBqHIA