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    18 British Tweets That Cracked Me Up This April

    "Messaging me on WhatsApp is like putting a message in a bottle and hoping it reaches the right shore."

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    S01 E01, main challenge: Build the werkroom yourself from IKEA furniture https://t.co/uDuJUZi9lS

    Twitter: @idahoinjection

    2.

    My 24 year old homeowner brother being asked if his mum and dad are in by a delivery guy has made my week

    Twitter: @_PerryWood

    3.

    Twitter: @TheNewsAtGlenn

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    Twitter: @domlzz

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    Messaging me on WhatsApp is like putting a message in a bottle and hoping it reaches the right shore.

    Twitter: @mabintou

    6.

    Twitter: @RajivAKaria

    7.

    My favourite thing on Twitter is when someone completely drops their online persona to demand answers from a train company / broadband provider.

    Twitter: @JoshPughComic

    8.

    Everyone in Hackney dresses like Barry Chuckle now

    Twitter: @MattHutson

    9.

    This is singlehandedly Simon Cowell’s fault https://t.co/J3PMHGwkTT

    Twitter: @successariyibi

    10.

    we're cancelling each other over werthers original takes today. tell me your most cancellable wethers originals take my grandad, in tears: i don’t understand what you mean son

    Twitter: @tom_usher_

    11.

    It's actually bad luck to say MacBook inside an office. You have to call it 'The Scottish Laptop'

    Twitter: @nolliepops

    12.

    This. That’s it. https://t.co/kn4xL1zFgt

    Twitter: @marcusjdl

    13.

    Absolute fashion anarchy here from Charles Tyrwhitt. I don’t even know what I’m looking at. Wow.

    Twitter: @nickhirst

    14.

    Me as a child when the song “I Won’t Say I’m In Love” was approaching in Hercules (1997)

    Twitter: @MonopolyPhonic

    15.

    getting back from the shops and noticing you left the kitchen light on

    Twitter: @averagely_joe

    16.

    Fell asleep in the cab in Portugal and woke up to see 'Lagos' on the road sign sksksksk. Took a sec for my brain to exit sleep mode 😭 thought man got trafficked.

    Twitter: @officialenam_

    17.

    this cropped headline is still the funniest thing I’ve seen this year

    Twitter: @flamencolambada

    18.

    remembering this made me laugh so much that I’m having a 4 hour asthma attack & I am in A&E on an oxygen machine, I wish I was joking sksksksksks 💀 https://t.co/yt5WjBqHIA

    Twitter: @flamencolambada