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I think the proper term is cashier
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My friend (m, 44) gave me access to his entire WhatsApp chat history so that I (f, 48) could help him write a book. I published his messages in a national newspaper. AITA?
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โWhatโs the photo for again?โ โJust a freelance piece Iโm writingโ โOk greatโ
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https://t.co/ukmxUoDpGx
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I don't think you should be allowed to apply, I think you should get randomly called up, like jury duty. https://t.co/UEqKyP7ifT
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Each year since this picture was taken one of their careers takes a tumble. I honestly believe someone has this picture pinned up on a wall and is putting an X across a face after theyโre done revealing their secrets https://t.co/0ruFSTKan3
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โover 45sโ
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Big fan of George Osborneโs texting style
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WH Smiths having the internet seems far too modern for them. I assumed they would run everything off Ceefax https://t.co/38dFBmOJsR
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We need to present this in a museum in 100 years
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Men from small towns who come to London with their girlfriends to see Ricky gervais and use paper tickets to travel on the tube (which they are afraid of) https://t.co/rulQB56su0
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the doors that Lorraine Kelly has opened https://t.co/QVHNRLt86o
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โPlatt Du Jourโ, acrylic gouache on canvas
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thereโs embarrassing and then thereโs getting your unlocked phone out of your pocket to see youโve done this in the chat to your ex girlfriend who you havenโt spoken to for exactly 9 years
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oh no babe ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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London journo โwow, the north, wowww. I was expecting burning crosses, and cows walking the potholed streets. Instead I was welcomed, fed, clothed, homed. I taught the locals about monzo, I leave for London tomorrow but my heart belongs elsewhereโ
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World Book Day is the kids Met Gala ๐
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Heroic if embarrassing attempt by my local supermarket to hide food shortages by just filling all empty spaces with broccoli
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Paracetamol/Ibuprofen packets should have something on them to say which of the two flaps to open - I feel a disproportionate sadness when I open from the wrong side and see the instruction manual folded over the tablets
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i assume cocaine bear is about a bear telling you for 2 hours how heโs gonna start a business
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Have you ever changed to the Hammersmith & City line from the Elizabeth Line at Paddington??? Taking the piss am I in the Olympics
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There's a lady in Bella Italia asking if the fish has been caught today, we're in Nottingham. How does she cope in like, Esso garages?
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Sometimes Tots TV just descended into absolute chaos x