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    24 Tweets That Prove That Brits Can Make Anything Funny

    "World Book Day is the kids Met Gala"

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    I think the proper term is cashier

    Twitter: @ByrneBook

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    My friend (m, 44) gave me access to his entire WhatsApp chat history so that I (f, 48) could help him write a book. I published his messages in a national newspaper. AITA?

    Twitter: @HannahAlOthman

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    “What’s the photo for again?” “Just a freelance piece I’m writing” “Ok great”

    Twitter: @andrewhunterm

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    Twitter: @Cassiesmyth

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    I don't think you should be allowed to apply, I think you should get randomly called up, like jury duty. https://t.co/UEqKyP7ifT

    Twitter: @jennycolgan

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    Each year since this picture was taken one of their careers takes a tumble. I honestly believe someone has this picture pinned up on a wall and is putting an X across a face after they’re done revealing their secrets https://t.co/0ruFSTKan3

    Twitter: @adaenechi

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    Twitter: @WanderingSal

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    Big fan of George Osborne’s texting style

    Twitter: @JAHeale

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    WH Smiths having the internet seems far too modern for them. I assumed they would run everything off Ceefax https://t.co/38dFBmOJsR

    Twitter: @cstsher

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    We need to present this in a museum in 100 years

    Twitter: @ConanGShore

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    Men from small towns who come to London with their girlfriends to see Ricky gervais and use paper tickets to travel on the tube (which they are afraid of) https://t.co/rulQB56su0

    Twitter: @charlotte_gggg

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    the doors that Lorraine Kelly has opened https://t.co/QVHNRLt86o

    Twitter: @cstsher

    13.

    ‘Platt Du Jour’, acrylic gouache on canvas

    Twitter: @joelycett

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    Twitter: @NoContextBrits

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    there’s embarrassing and then there’s getting your unlocked phone out of your pocket to see you’ve done this in the chat to your ex girlfriend who you haven’t spoken to for exactly 9 years

    Twitter: @alexcnash

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    Twitter: @AyoCaesar

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    London journo “wow, the north, wowww. I was expecting burning crosses, and cows walking the potholed streets. Instead I was welcomed, fed, clothed, homed. I taught the locals about monzo, I leave for London tomorrow but my heart belongs elsewhere”

    Twitter: @tinscognito__

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    World Book Day is the kids Met Gala 😂

    Twitter: @beebenita

    19.

    Heroic if embarrassing attempt by my local supermarket to hide food shortages by just filling all empty spaces with broccoli

    Twitter: @DSandersonTV

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    Paracetamol/Ibuprofen packets should have something on them to say which of the two flaps to open - I feel a disproportionate sadness when I open from the wrong side and see the instruction manual folded over the tablets

    Twitter: @anon_opin

    21.

    i assume cocaine bear is about a bear telling you for 2 hours how he’s gonna start a business

    Twitter: @DaisyBard

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    Have you ever changed to the Hammersmith & City line from the Elizabeth Line at Paddington??? Taking the piss am I in the Olympics

    Twitter: @BeeBabs

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    There's a lady in Bella Italia asking if the fish has been caught today, we're in Nottingham. How does she cope in like, Esso garages?

    Twitter: @LucyABeaumont

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    Sometimes Tots TV just descended into absolute chaos x

    Twitter: @absolutegazelle