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Newcastle aren’t messing about this January are they https://t.co/aCRVdJGX44
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One for your next secret garden party... Boris x Usher - There 🍷🥴 Bit late because I wanted to give a non...nod to the Prince Andrew news :) #Boris #PrinceAndrew @Usher
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Why do you think they call it ‘Downing Street’?
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Coming into work with a new hairstyle in the Uk be like
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I feel like this event was born out of a lie that got out of hand..
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They had rizla on the O2 for 22 years and they thought it would last a lifetime 🤣
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Where I tweet from
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Pretending to fall asleep on the train so the conductor picks me up and carries me to bed
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How the fucks Danny dyer been on eastenders for 9 year, ma life is slipping through ma fingers like sand https://t.co/MDxftpsuUF
10.
The Queer Eye cast member who was cut for being “too harsh”
11.
My 24 year old homeowner brother being asked if his mum and dad are in by a delivery guy has made my week
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S01 E01, main challenge: Build the werkroom yourself from IKEA furniture https://t.co/uDuJUZi9lS
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men invented football so they could sing songs together
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British weather reporters vs. Storm Eunice 💨☔️😖 #StormEunice #BigJetTV #wind
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The wheelie bins when they’re asked where they’ve been today
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getting back from the shops and noticing you left the kitchen light on
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It's actually bad luck to say MacBook inside an office. You have to call it 'The Scottish Laptop'
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why are both these ppl Keir Starmer
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This is singlehandedly Simon Cowell’s fault https://t.co/J3PMHGwkTT
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Asking your mum for career advice
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British press trying to link a story back to Meghan Markle
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Charles Xavier is the Rupaul of mutants. He has a small group of favourites from the original intake and then has no idea who anyone else is
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Location, Location, Location: Realistic Edition
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Jamaican mothers when they see a one plate in the sink:
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Always been obsessed with the creativity of the Eastenders biographies
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i readjusted how i was holding my kindle and accidentally highlighted a word at random and a definition popped up. very stressed now that my kindle might think i don’t know what a fence is. i do
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whenever I watch shows like Love Island or Love Is Blind the first thing I think about is how they got that much annual leave
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