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    It's Halfway Through The Year – Here Are The Funniest British Tweets We've Seen So Far

    "Why do you think they call it ‘Downing Street'?"

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    Newcastle aren’t messing about this January are they https://t.co/aCRVdJGX44

    Twitter: @gibbzz9

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    One for your next secret garden party... Boris x Usher - There 🍷🥴 Bit late because I wanted to give a non...nod to the Prince Andrew news :) #Boris #PrinceAndrew @Usher

    Twitter: @munyachawawa

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    Why do you think they call it ‘Downing Street’?

    Twitter: @themiltonjones

    4.

    Coming into work with a new hairstyle in the Uk be like

    Twitter: @elainebabey

    5.

    I feel like this event was born out of a lie that got out of hand..

    Twitter: @mnrrntt

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    They had rizla on the O2 for 22 years and they thought it would last a lifetime 🤣

    Twitter: @SeIormP

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    Twitter: @callsuponmuses

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    Pretending to fall asleep on the train so the conductor picks me up and carries me to bed

    Twitter: @MarloFilms

    9.

    How the fucks Danny dyer been on eastenders for 9 year, ma life is slipping through ma fingers like sand https://t.co/MDxftpsuUF

    Twitter: @ronnoclligam

    10.

    The Queer Eye cast member who was cut for being “too harsh”

    Twitter: @harrytrevaldwyn

    11.

    My 24 year old homeowner brother being asked if his mum and dad are in by a delivery guy has made my week

    Twitter: @_PerryWood

    12.

    S01 E01, main challenge: Build the werkroom yourself from IKEA furniture https://t.co/uDuJUZi9lS

    Twitter: @akaidaho

    13.

    men invented football so they could sing songs together

    Twitter: @saoirse_idk

    14.

    British weather reporters vs. Storm Eunice 💨☔️😖 #StormEunice #BigJetTV #wind

    Twitter: @munyachawawa

    15.

    The wheelie bins when they’re asked where they’ve been today

    Twitter: @randomstuffxzxz

    16.

    getting back from the shops and noticing you left the kitchen light on

    Twitter: @averageIyjoe

    17.

    It's actually bad luck to say MacBook inside an office. You have to call it 'The Scottish Laptop'

    Twitter: @nolliepops

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    Twitter: @domlzz

    19.

    This is singlehandedly Simon Cowell’s fault https://t.co/J3PMHGwkTT

    Twitter: @successariyibi

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    Twitter: @RajivAKaria

    21.

    British press trying to link a story back to Meghan Markle

    Twitter: @DionneGrant

    22.

    Charles Xavier is the Rupaul of mutants. He has a small group of favourites from the original intake and then has no idea who anyone else is

    Twitter: @fagfetchd

    23.

    Location, Location, Location: Realistic Edition

    Twitter: @SeanBurkeShow

    24.

    Jamaican mothers when they see a one plate in the sink:

    Twitter: @theashrb

    25.

    Always been obsessed with the creativity of the Eastenders biographies

    Twitter: @pussy_shirley

    26.

    i readjusted how i was holding my kindle and accidentally highlighted a word at random and a definition popped up. very stressed now that my kindle might think i don’t know what a fence is. i do

    Twitter: @imteddybless

    27.

    whenever I watch shows like Love Island or Love Is Blind the first thing I think about is how they got that much annual leave

    Twitter: @tochichels

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