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life in the UK
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Middle class people looking at their Boxing Day bargains after queuing up from 5am
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Adults in Teenagers in the UK America https://t.co/e39zQOcGUG
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Hey jude https://t.co/2BItsQALYZ
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How the UK are predicted to vote is the image of Homer in his muumuu and I can’t unsee it
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Humming along to a classical tune and feeling smug that all the young people think I'm sophisticated when actually it was a Nokia ringtone in the 90s
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Pls I am trying to organsise an anniversary party for my parents and I am getting a band so I asked my dad his favourite song and he said "Great Is Thy Faithfulness"
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Me describing basil brush to my kids https://t.co/OyW37FkszB
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Lidl bakery is so good man, I can’t believe it’s free
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Boyfriend is having his hair cut. Stylist asked if we are an item or related. I said both. Nobody apart from me laughed. It’s awkward now.
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Going to tell my grandchildren that this is Queen Victoria (1819 - 1901)
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Interesting that Shakespeare’s Romeo & Juliet is deemed as high culture and not seen for the take on Gang-Violence that it is.
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A little girl on a crowded train pointed at me and shouted ‘HIPPO!! Mummy, a HIPPO!’ and I have never sensed a crowd of people so tense before in my entire life. Oh, by the way, I have a tattoo of a hippo on my chest.
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When your aunt’s been banging a plumber and wants all of Facebook to know