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Elton John describing this feeling inside: https://t.co/uCuGXMmTMw
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This one goes out to anyone who's sat through Naked Attraction with their parents in the room. 🙏🍆😢 Full song on Channel 4, 10pm tonight on Complaints Welcome.
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Not the Roahl Dahl steppers https://t.co/YTaJ0S2VZ6
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Looking forward to this John and Johannes Sunday night ITV crime drama #Strictly
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Smooth
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They look like a deconstructed pint of Guinness
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Nobody: EastEnders right before the credits: https://t.co/MPjz8gaA8q
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I’m on a zoom call and two of my black colleagues have the same surname. My white colleague thought it was amusing to ask “oh are you two related? Haha” until one of them said “nah but our ancestors probably worked the same plantation” and now everyone is sitting in silence. 🥲
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adele’s every day body language is smoking area
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cater 2 u starting with "my life would be purposeless without you" is so mad😭 what happened to family, friends, growth, WHAT HAPPENED TO ALLAH
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in bed on my phone just rotating every 15 minutes like a depressed donner kebab
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when he hasn't left his bed for 20 years then can conveniently jump up and dance around after finding out his grandson has a won a once in a life time opportunity and can bring a plus one 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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all this talk of yeast on gbbo is very triggering for reasons I canestand to mention 😔
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Finally made a start on The Sopranos. Can see why you all love it so much. Absolutely brilliant.
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was talking to this potential and she said she wants to be a midwife. blocked her, I want a great wife
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Oh shit.
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Klarna really said “get in debt to buy a costume from a show about debt ❤️”
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the u.k needs to let go of this autumn american fantasy. we don’t get it. we go straight from summer to dark, grey, wet, windy, winter. no amount of pumpkin spice denial will change that.
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When you realise you enjoy watching football a bit too much.
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