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    19 British Tweets That Made Me Cackle With Laughter This Week

    "Adele’s every day body language is smoking area."

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    Elton John describing this feeling inside: https://t.co/uCuGXMmTMw

    Twitter: @Govey24

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    This one goes out to anyone who's sat through Naked Attraction with their parents in the room. 🙏🍆😢 Full song on Channel 4, 10pm tonight on Complaints Welcome.

    Twitter: @munyachawawa

    3.

    Not the Roahl Dahl steppers https://t.co/YTaJ0S2VZ6

    Twitter: @JadeanAria

    4.

    Looking forward to this John and Johannes Sunday night ITV crime drama #Strictly

    Twitter: @nickw84

    5.

    Twitter: @ameliadimz

    6.

    They look like a deconstructed pint of Guinness

    Twitter: @Tweet_Dec

    7.

    Nobody: EastEnders right before the credits: https://t.co/MPjz8gaA8q

    Twitter: @Philip_Ellis

    8.

    I’m on a zoom call and two of my black colleagues have the same surname. My white colleague thought it was amusing to ask “oh are you two related? Haha” until one of them said “nah but our ancestors probably worked the same plantation” and now everyone is sitting in silence. 🥲

    Twitter: @cardi_ree

    9.

    adele’s every day body language is smoking area

    Twitter: @oneofthosefaces

    10.

    cater 2 u starting with "my life would be purposeless without you" is so mad😭 what happened to family, friends, growth, WHAT HAPPENED TO ALLAH

    Twitter: @__hibaq

    11.

    in bed on my phone just rotating every 15 minutes like a depressed donner kebab

    Twitter: @gravezez

    12.

    when he hasn't left his bed for 20 years then can conveniently jump up and dance around after finding out his grandson has a won a once in a life time opportunity and can bring a plus one 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

    Twitter: @jessasstrophe

    13.

    all this talk of yeast on gbbo is very triggering for reasons I canestand to mention 😔

    Twitter: @hansmollman

    14.

    Finally made a start on The Sopranos. Can see why you all love it so much. Absolutely brilliant.

    Twitter: @DanMUNDIAL

    15.

    was talking to this potential and she said she wants to be a midwife. blocked her, I want a great wife

    Twitter: @90sTalha

    16.

    Twitter: @viropractor

    17.

    Klarna really said “get in debt to buy a costume from a show about debt ❤️”

    Twitter: @paulbIack

    18.

    the u.k needs to let go of this autumn american fantasy. we don’t get it. we go straight from summer to dark, grey, wet, windy, winter. no amount of pumpkin spice denial will change that.

    Twitter: @jxeker

    19.

    When you realise you enjoy watching football a bit too much.

    Twitter: @IHPower

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