1.
if shawn mendes name was spelled sean mendes he wouldn’t be nearly as successful I can’t explain why but it’s true
2.
I feel like cars should be allowed to hit each other a little bit and not have it be a THING you know?
3.
No one knows what “👀” means, but it’s provocative. Gets the ppl going!
4.
Not only do I have a favourite frying pan, I also have a least favourite frying pan, which I consider my nemesis
5.
Mad that a few years ago if you turned on the tv any time day or night it’d be showing My Name Is Earl and then one day it stopped and no one has mentioned My Name Is Earl since
6.
3.5 hour movie? absolutely not 8 consecutive hours of the same show without getting up? obviously
7.
Pasta shapes taste very different from each other, the way they hold sauce, the size, the mouth feel. You can’t use any pasta for just any sauce.
8.
juice taste better when you stand there and drink it with the refrigerator door open.
9.
There is so much panic right now and not nearly enough disco
10.
Q is too high up in the alphabet. I respect it but it has no place between P and R. Should be at the end with the weirdo/goth letters
11.
Books is like binge watching words
12.
jason derulo is the human equivalent of a sleeveless hoody.
13.
wish garlic was born naked
14.
something about 8 x 7 equaling 56 don’t sit right w me