25 Funny British Tweets For Anyone Who Needs A Good Distraction Right Now
"Lidl bakery is so good man, I can’t believe it’s free."
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someone’s gone a bit wild on the gravy
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The longer you look at this the better it gets
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why does somebody not know how to calculate tae angle of x in a right-triangle when you know the length of two sides? well it was fookin one a yus SIN COS TAN
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Every time I check my bank statements
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when the priest ain’t fuckin’ around:
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Why was every school disco DJ like this
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star war seating in movie a church 🤝 pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
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as soon as tipping point finishes
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when he sends u dirty texts 😈
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Yesterday my two and a half year old goddaughter was asked by her mum who her best friend is and she said: “cheese with pasta” and every time I think about it I well up.
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If you were a Spice Girl, what Spice Girl would you be?
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the way i use semi-colons is that i just use them and hope for the best
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Me in primary getting up to collect my star of the week certificate for assembly
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Dumbledore in Goblet of Fire is like: hey kids, welcome to the Death Olympics! I've invited my friends - the French, and the Nazis. if you need any help go ask your new teacher, who is visibly drunk
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8 year old me when my mum made me ring people to thank them for my birthday presents
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worst arctic monkeys cover ever https://t.co/aQ5T12ZMIk
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what if Greta Thunberg is in a kind of Ferris Bueller situation where she just wanted one day off school and it’s spiralled out of control
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When the CPR dummies are having more fun than you
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A challenging day for University catering
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Horrid Henry when he sees his boys on road
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Lidl bakery is so good man, I can’t believe it’s free
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Did Paddington write this https://t.co/KyOEq4REIh
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Alright mum, bit forward
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So Iceland have just released DipDab ice lollies and I left the sherbet on the side because I didn’t want it and now my mum thinks I’m dealing x
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all I see is hummus https://t.co/0zJnA4oqS2