28 British Tweets That Cracked Us Up On This Cold Week

    "are you a sub or a dom (subway or dominoes)"

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    Twitter: @hotmilktom

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    Like a contemporary performing arts company have been asked to act out the menstrual cycle.

    Twitter: @Hayles_Ellis

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    Twitter: @RichardSmiiith

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    Twitter: @LiamLambrini

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    women in PHLEGM (Philosophy, History, Languages, English Literature, Geography, Music)

    Twitter: @eleanordotcomm

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    Twitter: @actualjack

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    the counter signature section on a passport application is so annoying like as if i, as a 23 year old, just personally know a barrister or some shit for 2+ years like what ?? I literally only know cross dressers..

    Twitter: @smintyd

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    Twitter: @edcmpbl

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    are you a sub or a dom? (subway or dominoes)

    Twitter: @WillJosephCook

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    Twitter: @TechnicallyRon

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    Twitter: @NoContextBrits

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    I thought that was one of the chuckle brothers at first 😭 https://t.co/amk7ya0Ama

    Twitter: @graceyldn

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    Mad the way lads get a nickname when they’re a kid and it stays with them forever bc why as a man are you 40 and your mates still call you Macca?

    Twitter: @behaveirene___

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    I mean I was expecting 6-8 much smaller "fingers" but what a lovely tribute to our new monarch

    Twitter: @Glorio

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    You can pinpoint the exact moment the UK started falling apart to 11 years ago when Joey Essex made up the word “reem” and for about 3 months people started using it seriously in their vocabulary

    Twitter: @dealzjr

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    Twitter: @NoContextBrits

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    Kids carrying around at least 2 litres of water at all times. In my day we had a few gulps from the bathroom tap first thing in the morning and were fine until 7pm.

    Twitter: @SoVeryBritish

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    why has Robbie Williams posted this with hashtag ad https://t.co/2tcEiAScuY

    Twitter: @hannahlouisef

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    Delivery driver: I just need to take a photo Me:

    Twitter: @Sayers33

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    Twitter: @JimMFelton

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    Twitter: @jasebyjason

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    I hate how much this joke made me laugh #wilty

    Twitter: @Ariadne_Reviews

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    6months time https://t.co/pA5Msz32Zh

    Twitter: @DT1878

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    Btw why is making friends as an adult so hard like wtf you meant to do, walk up to someone in b&m in the candle aisle to start a convo.. 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

    Twitter: @ejgallagherx

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    POV: explaining Burns night to your Greek boyfriend

    Twitter: @kellylgiven

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    Shakira’s jam watching Piqué’s mistress reach for the jar

    Twitter: @samjstirling

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    Imagine being an Arsenal fan going to secondary school tomorrow ffs. We walked so they could run.

    Twitter: @Giofaire

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    Twitter: @stepheniscowboy

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