32 British Tweets That Made Me Snort With Laughter This Week

    "it’s so funny when men do a birthday message to a female they make sure to highlight who she is so they don’t ruin their market. ‘Happy birthday my good good friend from primary school wenevershaggedbefore more life’"

    1.

    A chaotically comically beautiful sending off

    Twitter: @BeardedGenius

    2.

    Maybe he should’ve had a nice warm puffer jacket after all and then maybe he wouldn’t have caught a cold x https://t.co/eh0fGb6iGL

    Twitter: @harryjonesxx

    3.

    “Energy bills, council tax, broadband… https://t.co/cNpWk3sFhQ

    Twitter: @randomstuffxzxz

    4.

    I laughed out loud at this picture for a full minute. https://t.co/lmZber2vkL

    Twitter: @IoanGwyn

    5.

    Please appreciate the name of my brother's speaker because "it's the speaker of the house"

    Twitter: @Tash_Salmon

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    Twitter: @TheRstott

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    it actually makes complete sense that ur parents hated you watching this on a saturday morning https://t.co/h58dobNIXQ

    Twitter: @uncooljerk

    8.

    My mum, my gran and my aunties went to bongos bingo and Samuel L Jackson is there?? Is that real? I knew he was in Glasgow but why of all things he went to bongos bingo in SWG3??

    Twitter: @daniellemcdonut

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    @JonnElledge @michaelglasper Fav reply

    Twitter: @graceyldn

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    Twitter: @Gaylussite

    11.

    I'm sorry but you have to understand how as a child of Newsround in the 1990s I am so starstruck to see the actual DOLLY THE SHEEP at the National Museum of Scotland 🤩🐑🧬🐑

    Twitter: @nickw84

    12.

    Can't stop thinking about Kim Kardashian posing in front of a Zizzis

    Twitter: @JackWetherill

    13.

    Twitter: @NoContextBrits

    14.

    Twitter: @buckfastbadlad

    15.

    Diana Vickers when you ask how many times she’s gonna let you kill her

    Twitter: @j0egurski

    16.

    57k a year???? I’ll download McAfee Antivirus and call it a day. https://t.co/8kd2mtOebd

    Twitter: @dbcxptures

    17.

    Twitter: @marcusbarnett_

    18.

    lol quick throwback to when my old driving instructor tried to hit me up x

    Twitter: @pixiehann

    19.

    really enjoying Ekin Su’s pronunciation of Limerick on her insta stories 💀

    Twitter: @jordken

    20.

    this was actually the undisputed lineup on TV back in the day you know. absolutely top drawer. RIP Paul O'Grady the streets won't forget you King x

    Twitter: @cestnepa5

    21.

    Imagine having a name like Keith Arsewank. https://t.co/e7QIcxkuYU

    Twitter: @jokers_tailor

    22.

    guy aint been in the UK since tinie tempah released pass out https://t.co/lDuYNvStQI

    Twitter: @BLESSIONN

    23.

    I would join The Queue™ to pay my respects to Lily Savage lying in state

    Twitter: @dealzjr

    24.

    Writer and star of Tony winning musicals and now Scottish First Minister, is there anything Lin Manuel can’t do??? https://t.co/GhwebREfnI

    Twitter: @jackremmington

    25.

    Twitter: @hansmollman

    26.

    Why does it look like he’s about to be on an episode of Hannah Montana https://t.co/GPwDCNbbGb

    Twitter: @adaenechi

    27.

    Twitter: @BigBodyBenzzz__

    28.

    It’s so funny when men do a birthday message to a female they make sure to highlight who she is so they don’t ruin their market. ‘Happy birthday my good good friend from primary school wenevershaggedbefore more life’ 🤣

    Twitter: @LaylaNatalie

    29.

    2:22 A GHOST STORY launches its fifth record-breaking season at the Apollo Theatre for 18 WEEKS from May 👻 All star casting announced below. Tickets from https://t.co/0d0fDXsDZ5

    Twitter: @stageyrebecca

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    Twitter: @youwouldknow

    31.

    because tonight will be the night that I will fall for EU https://t.co/uvmxlbzm1a

    Twitter: @runwayinchicago

    32.

    Half of British television always starts like this.

    Twitter: @MrMichaelSpicer