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October 31st vs November 1st
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Dumbledore in Goblet of Fire is like: hey kids, welcome to the Death Olympics! I've invited my friends - the French, and the Nazis. if you need any help go ask your new teacher, who is visibly drunk
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dream date: lady & the tramp spaghetti kiss but with the morrisons footlong vegan sausage roll https://t.co/hLUHdruJxz
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Today I learned my mum said IDGAF about height restrictions when she took me on the water log ride at Chessington when I was about 6 months old. When I asked her her thinking, she said “well I couldn’t just leave you.” As if the option to not go on the ride wasn’t there
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nobody: the plant i bought 2 months ago and then completely forgot about:
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Going to the big Sainsbury’s just to feel something
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thinking about this headline
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i need jeremy corbyn to nationalise all sims 4 expansion packs
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Thinking about one of the best bits of patter from when I was a wee guy. Went to the van and asked for a Twirl and the guy did an actual twirl.
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Tracy Beaker was so extra we didn't deserve it
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worst arctic monkeys cover ever https://t.co/aQ5T12ZMIk
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i WaS COmiNg BaCk HEre To teLl YoU THat I LoVed YoU https://t.co/BXwU6eSvB3
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Labour delivers. https://t.co/HDX0mITKqz
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What I thought my life working from home would look like VS what it actually looks like
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this is my friend Davis, her costume was £2 and she won halloween