Buzz·Posted on 20 Jan 202017 Tweets From This Week That Prove British Twitter Is Hilarious"Big Ben is shit anyway. It doesn't even show the date or how many steps you've done."by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You Son of a Bitch...I’m In @Darke_Sister He looks like the Mediterranean waiter that White women have sex with when they do their spiritual journey after divorce https://t.co/rDXr5J2xxP 02:14 PM - 16 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. The Old Block @the_old_block Welcome to HMRC online. Please enter your login. Now your Gateway ID. Password please. Now user ID. Government ID please. Enter a code we’ve texted your old phone. There’s a scroll in your garden. Find it. Latin name for fox. Your name in Sanskrit. 176th digit of Pi. 09:37 PM - 15 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Laura @fairycakes My postman has left his sack on my doorstep. What does this mean? Am I the postman now? 02:33 PM - 13 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Zanza 🇩🇿⭐️⭐️ @minouthetrash Love Island implies the existence of a Hate Island 09:36 PM - 12 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. evie 🌹 @goddezsz he’s wearing what you wore to walk home in after you had PE last period https://t.co/cAENHUWdWM 07:05 PM - 11 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Chelsea Ferguson @chelsfergo NAH I’m calling LONSDALE. This has to be illegal. 11:05 AM - 10 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Lee Peart @itsleepeart A guy who I was meant to go on a date with has now cancelled on me three times. I just sent him a message saying ‘I swear I just saw you in a corner shop in Notting Hill’ and sent him this and he blocked me 😂 04:08 PM - 18 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Toby Earle @TobyonTV Isn’t that what Judas Iscariot did #MOTD 11:04 PM - 18 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Pete Otway @PeteOtway I just innocently told my wife that for the past 8 years I’ve thought it was okay to put bobbles and hair pins in the bin if they’re just left lying around. Holy shit. What a moment. 03:08 PM - 10 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. eden @edenwtrs i just remembered this and i can’t stop laughing why are thEy doing THAT and why is david cameron there 06:04 PM - 16 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Chanté 🦖🇩🇲🇯🇲 @ChantayyJayy But here I am being a clown every day for free. https://t.co/sXtRqS4LY6 07:25 PM - 19 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. WarrenJonHughes @warrenjonhughes Big Ben is shit anyway. It doesn't even show the date or how many steps you've done. 07:58 AM - 15 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Errrrrr, Will @teletextpage152 I see Michael McIntyre is touring 10:26 PM - 13 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Amelia Tait @ameliargh phone notes are wild because one minute they're like "patatas bravas, manchego, olives" and the next they're all "I envy the moon, for it cannot be captured on camera". there's no clearer window into the chaos of the soul 10:29 PM - 11 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Reg @RegGBlinker Who knew? Uh.... literally every woman who’s ever worked with a man. 06:39 PM - 15 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. JW @jwelch1993 "What's England like?" 08:10 PM - 17 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. sarameagher @SaraMeagher1 lost my phone in the alps in a club and someone handed it into the bar ! i found this vid the next day and i love her please twitter help 08:45 PM - 12 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite