23 British Tweets That Cracked Us Up This Week
"Can’t believe a fine babe like me is taking the coach, please pay these striking railway workers their money omg."
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Crying at this marketing email from Trainline - give the gay intern a raise pic.twitter.com/8w0f7XU0eA
— Joe ✨ (@balf4our) June 7, 2023
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https://t.co/6CTXs3VKZ8 pic.twitter.com/96gs1UQD59
— Grace (@graceyldn) June 8, 2023
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me 10 minutes after attempting to give my dog a haircut https://t.co/QSpOQ8NyuY
— BRYN_BORANGA (@BRYN_BORANGA) June 1, 2023
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cex staff actually all get put into a lucky dip and get assigned a day they can go to download each so they can keep staff levels balanced across the weekend
— lil h (@hayleyrFoto) June 8, 2023
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10 years ago today, the egg thrower emerged on the BGT stage, taking aim at Simon Cowell and doing so with a huge grin on her face. An unforgettable moment in television history x pic.twitter.com/YWoMLH3pvx
— Steven Bonaventure x (@absolutegazelle) June 8, 2023
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“Portion of beer, please” https://t.co/d7EBupfkiC pic.twitter.com/NCij3jVQOY
— Buckers (@deathofbuckley) June 3, 2023
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Just saw a lovely gigantic Labrador knock his owner’s pint everywhere out of excitement then drink the pint off the floor pic.twitter.com/Jphd7yp47u
— Gwdihŵ 🦉 (@youwouldknow) June 3, 2023
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Tories unveil their new election slogan pic.twitter.com/WUbSVSYG5d
— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@TobyonTV) June 7, 2023
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I was so hungover yesterday that at one point I spent about ten seconds trying to work out how this bottle spelled "ent" pic.twitter.com/cHmw1RZspl
— Caspar Salmon (@CasparSalmon) June 3, 2023
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Can’t believe a fine babe like me is taking the coach, please pay these striking railway workers their money omg.
— Jason Okundaye (@jasebyjason) June 3, 2023
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....lying naked on the floor pic.twitter.com/A0e4oFAv1U
— Hilary (@Hilary_W) June 2, 2023
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Was standing next to Keanu Reeves last night and refused to be introduced to him because I was “playing it cool” - terrible idea, missed my chance to ask him on a chicken shop date, completely bottled it and now I will die alone.
— Amelia Dimoldenberg (@ameliadimz) June 2, 2023
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Man returns from the future to report on the Schofield story to himself pic.twitter.com/VmWWOJbGlz
— Ricardo Autobahn (@ricardoautobahn) June 2, 2023
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Dads reaction to me driving to aldi vs me getting covid https://t.co/18KVgE64GT pic.twitter.com/xzhOHUCF0q
— Fatima (@fatima_medic) June 1, 2023
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if they changed the warning on the packaging from "Nicotine is a very addictive substance" to "Phillip Schofield also vapes btw" i would have never ever bought one and i stand by that https://t.co/wTHM77TYTQ
— marc (@cestnepa5) June 1, 2023
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Big fan of Eastenders filming a last-minute West Ham scene for tonight’s episode 👏 pic.twitter.com/7sJWM9hboJ
— Elliott Binks (@ElliottBinks) June 8, 2023
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Ironically, this is precisely the sort of thing you’d get if you fed the original interview (for Empire magazine, out tomorrow!) into ChatGPT and asked it to generate a wilfully misleading clickbait headline. https://t.co/Ydu8NUmB6o
— Charlie Brooker (@charltonbrooker) June 7, 2023
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my apple watch on day two of me wearing it https://t.co/oagzYBYyVI pic.twitter.com/TPilLnr1sA
— Bally Singh (@putasinghonit) June 6, 2023
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only thing that comes to mind after watching Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofields apologies lool #ThisMorning pic.twitter.com/x1Pe28qX6n
— lauren (@laurennewark1) June 5, 2023
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I did a google image search for people annoyed that their bins hadn't been collected and put them all in a montage. pic.twitter.com/5O6FgtrTPP
— Darren Dutton (@Darren_Dutton) June 4, 2023
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i’ve sorted it babe xxxx https://t.co/iu1lWmt9XB
— Beth McColl (@imbethmccoll) June 9, 2023
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“Hi Michael, could you make a reasonable point in the most deranged way imaginable, please” pic.twitter.com/ND0pijAf3E
— Rick Burin (@rickburin) June 8, 2023
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Not a day has gone by in the last couple of weeks where I haven’t feared for the welfare of our local furniture restorer pic.twitter.com/NZ7jkxTIyH
— Red Sky At Night (@redskyatnight) June 6, 2023