TV and Movies·Posted on 6 Dec 2019100 Of The Funniest British Tweets Of The DecadeBritish Twitter rules all, don't @ us.by by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed Staff, by Ben ArmsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔢 @EmilieCrutchley jst realised ‘mamma mia’ sounds like a northerner telling their mam theyre home n ive never been so amused 11:13 PM - 17 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. RTB @ROUNDTHEBEND__ Bart Simpson having a shite next to me 06:16 AM - 15 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. harriet 🌹 @_harrietm my ex just slid into my DMs with the “this song reminds me of us” youtube drop but rather than link the song he accidentally linked andy carroll’s bicycle kick goal against crystal palace. cool 05:32 AM - 10 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. sᴀᴍ ʀʜʏs @sam_rhys shoutout to the goth spar in carmarthen 💀 10:51 AM - 06 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. vote labour plz @hamniallton I remember when a guy who we were camping with at bestival asked if he could use my Grindr in 10 mins, so 10 mins later, when he came back to me, I said sure let me just log out, and then I found out he meant a weed grinder and that was the last time I spoke to a straight man. 04:37 PM - 01 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Holly @hollbrown_ Customers just asked me what perfume I've got on, didn't have the heart to tell her I'd febreze'd myself so I said it were Marc Jacobs ffs 07:50 AM - 10 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Ollie @_Ollie2505 It’s me everyweek 04:12 PM - 27 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Sarah ♡ @SarahMaloneyxx Do American McDonald’s have bouncers aswell or are we just animals 09:44 AM - 25 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Andy Leeman @AndyLeeman91 8 year old me when my mum made me ring people to thank them for my birthday presents 09:54 PM - 22 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. William Kedjanyi @KeejayOV2 Nobody: JK Rowling: https://t.co/ISXNH6IaC8 09:09 PM - 27 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 🧜🏼♀️ Immi 🧞♀️x. @immicornes So..., my dad had a top of a pic of me when I was younger (mum got it him as joke don’t ask) n I wore it to chill so she washed it at night, came back the nxt day n screamed 07:33 PM - 20 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. chawner laughs @appehmichael Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet in Titanic (1997) 10:27 PM - 14 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Laura Lovette @laurajaylovette Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1000s of pictures you have of them sleeping 09:31 PM - 19 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. RACHEL @elbarbelle I saw this and thought Lloyd’s TSB were moving mad https://t.co/SvHcohMIRK 03:40 PM - 13 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. John 🐟r @JohnFisherHeath One taught me love, one taught me patience, one taught me pain 05:58 PM - 11 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 🐝🐝 @bebe_rayx Seems legit 06:43 PM - 09 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. sad boi @justrynnabeme When I go to my mum’s room to say bye and she starts cussing out my outfit and makeup. 12:09 PM - 13 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Menace 🇯🇲 @KRUZAA_ The Postman writing a red slip for your package after lightly knocking the door once 12:25 PM - 07 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Paul Anderson 🦔 @acereject If you leave a child in your car during this hot Glasgow weather please ensure a window is open so they can at least have a fag 11:55 AM - 25 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. luke mccrea @LukeMcCrea2 David: plays a secret chord The lord: 09:58 PM - 04 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Jon Birchall @jonbir90 What the Soleros see when I open the freezer. 10:24 AM - 28 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Brad Wilson @brad_wilson4 If your names Hannah and your boyfriend is flying to Magaluf with 5 lads from Manchester today, I’m sorry to break it to you but I’ve just overheard him and his mates clap as the plane landed 01:08 PM - 16 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. emily JM @head_moths Harry Potter and the Prisoner of 10:42 AM - 20 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. joe 🌹 @notjoebulger UK guys at house parties be like ‘bro this song is on fifa 13!’ 04:08 PM - 25 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Helen Dale @_HelenDale The fox I planted last year is coming along nicely. 02:14 PM - 15 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Claire @Claire_wheels Went down to breakfast, came back up and the Maids cleaned the room and made the bed with Henry still sleeping 😭😭😭😭😩😩 08:37 AM - 28 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Ignacio Lopez @comedylopez London, here, reminding me that I can’t even afford to die. 10:04 AM - 29 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Summer Ray @SummerRay Show yourself Inspector Gadget 01:39 PM - 28 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. jonno hopkins @jonnohopkins when I'm depressed I remember the time Bear Grylls was stung by a bee and morphed into Benedict Cumberbatch and I find that that helps a lot 09:03 AM - 22 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Caoimhín 🌹 @K_47 Three years ago, I married the love of my life and my sister fell over 01:38 PM - 25 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. a partridge and a kealy @alexkealy 🎵can i make it any more obvious 04:10 PM - 30 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Jake Bunyan @JakeBunyan4 Some guy in Gregg’s in Cumnock moaning about his sausage roll being ‘stane caul.’ Handed it back to the woman to feel it and she’s like ‘aye it will be stane caul, that’s yer eclair’ 😂 12:23 PM - 15 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. Joe @JoeeCambo My dad’s mate overslept his alarm and had to get on a flight within an hour so he shoved all the clothes on his bed into his suitcase, but when he got to the airport he found out he’d packed his fucking cat AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH I’m not even lying😂😂😂😂 12:39 AM - 11 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. spen @_spencerfox as soon as tipping point finishes 01:37 PM - 26 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. issy @issyazalea hate it when people refer to sausage and mash as bangers and mash sorry i didn't see the club is alive by JLS on your plate 11:56 AM - 13 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. Julian Dutton, 2020 tour Last of the Summer Wine @JulianDutton1 Train stuck at Cockfosters owing to giant woman in tunnel. I wouldn't mind but this is the third time in a month. Yet again the staff chase her into the darkness with a big net but she vanishes. 05:48 PM - 17 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. stephen @stepheniscowboy star war seating in movie a church 🤝 pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew 09:27 PM - 23 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. lewis @lewisjpeg Do you lot remember come outside when that woman used to fly to Tesco n stuff in her plane? and now we have a climate crisis thanks pippin 11:21 PM - 11 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. Guy Matthews @trotsrabbledogs My worst nightmare is Spotify randomly throwing out an Ed Sheeran song whilst I'm driving and then I crash and die but it keeps playing so the first responders think I was an Ed Sheeran fan and they tell my mum and I end up being cremated to fucking Shape of You. 12:40 AM - 23 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. 41. Olivia Mace @livmace My period tracker apps the same colour as the trainline one. Just showed a bemused inspector that I’m ovulating. 01:02 PM - 11 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 42. Ben Machell @ben_machell When your mum finds love with a waiter in Zante 08:33 AM - 26 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 43. Amanda @Pandamoanimum Want to feel old? This is what Macaulay Culkin looks like now. 10:42 AM - 25 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 44. James Besanvalle @JamesBesanvalle My aunty keeps accidentally linking gay p*rn to me on instagram! 05:49 PM - 24 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 45. jned @Englistani me: *dips digestive in tea* digestive: https://t.co/EfWv0q4bAw 11:02 PM - 16 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 46. Sophia Armen @SophiaArmen all I see is hummus https://t.co/0zJnA4oqS2 01:42 PM - 19 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 47. Curry Bradshaw @queerdiscox Honestly can’t believe Shirley from Eastenders pulled off all these different moods wearing the same damn look 07:07 AM - 10 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 48. Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh Fair play to the man, he's eaten his fucking coat too 09:29 AM - 22 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 49. mi money-coutts @helloalegria pingu was peppa pig before that slab of ham even had a second of notoriety. a true mischievous ice non-gender specific icon. couldn't even understand what was being said but you know it was shady. 09:25 AM - 10 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 50. yeado @Jackyeado Grant Holt has given his children some very strange names 04:18 PM - 24 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 51. Miss Wobble🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️🌈 @richie_rich77 I honestly have no idea why my mother has done this. 🤔 05:09 PM - 19 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 52. Andrea ™ 🏳️🌈 @I_am_Leighton_ Tesco going above and beyond 🤭😳 12:17 PM - 15 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 53. Amina 👩🏽💻 @yeahshewrites Every time I check my bank statements 10:28 AM - 20 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 54. Alcohol man @Sebby_LO Nandos toilet https://t.co/BQHRTP8IoT 10:36 AM - 30 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 55. christhebarker coveringbrexit.com @christhebarker 09:43 AM - 02 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 56. Graham @officialgham Why does your mum text like a pirate? https://t.co/EpFEKte18d 01:08 PM - 31 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 57. GHANA'S FINEST @Ghanasfinestx I’ll never forget when someone tweeted how she was on a date with a guy & told him she liked his Michael jackson tattoo & he said “that’s my mum” yo I cried 😂😂 09:24 PM - 28 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 58. Stephy @StephanieYeboah Two black queens ❤️❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/566BBsQ1Bb 06:40 AM - 10 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 59. Ducard @AliquamScripto Can’t believe TFL built a rollercoaster round East London and named it DLR 07:48 AM - 08 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 60. Fallon Carrington 💎 @jem_jemxoxo I’ve just convinced my mate that the inside of a cheese grater is in fact, a sick new nightclub 03:55 PM - 03 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 61. Hannah Jane Parkinson @ladyhaja just absolutely died at this 01:22 PM - 16 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 62. Meeeeee @DonnaDlm71 Whats App tales. Hi dad, you ok? How's things? Will you be home next week, I'll pop round. Dad is typing.. Dad is typing... Dad is typing... Dad is typing.... Dad is typing... Dad is typing... Dad is typing... Dad is typing... Dad is typing... Dad is STILL typing... Dad: Yes 04:48 PM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 63. jess🧜🏻♀️ @jessicasizeland Alright mum, bit forward 12:45 AM - 11 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 64. Jennifer Cownie @cownifer this hotel kindly invites me to decide whether I am BODYGUARD or VAMPIRE 03:14 PM - 05 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 65. Sam Francis @DavidSamFrancis When you're friends with kids from the year above 10:59 AM - 06 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 66. Summer Ray @SummerRay My 127 year old baby says thank you but please let her die now 01:33 PM - 24 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 67. Sam Chaplin @SamChaplin PISS IN THE FROG'S MOUTH LIKE A MEN!! 12:30 PM - 04 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 68. sophie @sophxthompson I hope in 30 years they make This Is England 17 and it's just a bunch of girls in joni jeans shagging guys in corsas in maccies car park 08:34 PM - 08 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 69. 70. Ailsa Harper @ailsaharper1 mum offered me a bottle of vodka they've had for ages nd had to say no cus i know it's 70% water from me stealing it when i was 16 12:36 PM - 02 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 71. hoskas @hoskas When your duck is actually really posh 10:38 AM - 18 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 72. Coco Khan @cocobyname Just want you all to know that yesterday I heard someone describe San Pellegrino Aranciata as ‘Tory Fanta’ 11:01 AM - 20 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 73. Yasmin Etches @YasminnEtches Still can't stop laughing at the fact someone accepted this as a fiver in work 04:45 PM - 21 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 74. cam spence @CamGurrrl MR BLOBBY!!!!!! I’LL FIND WHOEVER DID THIS TO YOU!!! 10:49 AM - 02 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 75. Lewis @lewisTVAOF Ma sisters just told me her pal canny get Indians delivered cause she lives on Curry Street n they think it's a prank call 07:45 PM - 16 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 76. Curry Bradshaw @queerdiscox British autumn - expectations vs reality 07:23 AM - 24 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 77. the dancing queeney @pascal_queeney Coming soon to Thorpe Park: the value of the pound 06:31 AM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 78. justin @farringt0n lasagna friend who doesn’t talk 🤝 silent g 09:32 PM - 11 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 79. Ryan @This0ldD0g Coachella vs Reading festival 10:26 AM - 15 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 80. LB @LucybelleH Mum, that's not a picture of Jesus 01:50 PM - 17 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 81. Dan Douglas @dandouglas fuck off only Weetabix is allowed to be in landscape 07:35 PM - 30 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 82. Tom Richardson @TomRichardson Another lacklustre effort from Enid Blyton 01:42 AM - 22 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 83. Bea_ker @bea_ker Have... have you got any from a cow 12:00 AM - 05 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 84. Jack Bernhardt @jackbern23 REPORTER, WALKING UP REGENT ST: one can only imagine what Londoners are thinking now LONDONERS: why is this prick walking SO SLOWLY 09:30 AM - 23 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 85. Tom @tdawks Shag garlic, marry ginger 01:13 PM - 27 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 86. John Rain CBE @MrKenShabby In this photo Theresa May looks like she is being treated at the roadside after a minor traffic collision. 04:51 PM - 20 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 87. Alex Andreou @sturdyAlex This entire shelf of own-brand cereals sounds like an old English army Major, trying to find a euphemism for gay men. 10:31 AM - 16 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 88. JoeOliver▲ @joe99oliver You from south london? 06:54 PM - 21 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 89. Rufus Sewell @FredrikSewell Maybe it sounds more family friendly with an American accent. 11:58 PM - 25 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 90. Ed Brody @chiefbrody1984 Somewhat dubious scenes spotted in the background of a friend's 4yo's school book 10:15 AM - 24 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 91. Mr Roger Quimbly @RogerQuimbly World’s shittiest petting zoo 09:12 AM - 26 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 92. shando @soopdug Worst insult ever 12:46 PM - 27 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 93. Jody Porter @jodyporter_ Alright stop, refrigerate and listen 09:28 AM - 24 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 94. JB™️ @gunnerpunner It's not a baby then is it 10:23 PM - 10 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 95. Scottish Tweets @Scottish_Tweets When yer Granda's dressed lit a creme egg 08:36 AM - 29 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 96. Katrina Burroughs @Kat_Burroughs We have to stop saying Brexit, because Stan thinks we are saying biscuits. 09:29 PM - 27 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 97. TV Cream @tvcream It's great how the Eggheads have now been given Gladiator-style names. 08:42 PM - 30 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 98. Sean Leahy @thepunningman Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you 05:02 PM - 07 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 99. Klein 🦉 @KleinMarshall Welcome to Norwich 02:52 PM - 06 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 100. Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman "Do you think people will know that says arise?" "Yeah, go for it" 01:09 PM - 27 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite