30 British Tweets From This Month That Made Us Laugh At Home
"First thing I'm gonna do after lockdown is go to lush so i can get three months of aggressive human interaction in about ten minutes."
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I can’t believe it really is house every weekend
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must admit it’s really nice not having my bank statement look like JD WETHERSPOON - £6.05 JD WETHERSPOON - £11.49 JD WETHERSPOON - £4.99 JD WETHERSPOON - £7.15
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everyone making lockdown banana bread
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Hows everyone’s lockdown going I’ve just bought a dildo signed into me mums eBay account
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me striking up a conversation with the Rubik's Cube I found in my room
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Paddington doing a great job of social distancing.
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girl are u the stock market? because you are behaving erratically and you fucked my mate’s dad
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it was it was the best the worst of times of times
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here’s to the ____. the ____. the ___ and ____, the ___ and ____. to the ____, the ____, the ____ and ____. the ____, the ____, the ____ and the _____. - every advert in Britain for the past ten years
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I hate lockdown, can’t even attend my mums graduation. She’s being awarded BSc (Hons) in COVID-19 from the University of Whatsapp
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Me too, tin of tuna. Me too.
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First thing I'm gonna do after lockdown is go to lush so i can get three months of aggressive human interaction in about ten minutes.
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Me on my state approved socially distanced walk, remembering Greggs sausage roll
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Christ, this cooking-washing-up-cooking thing is unrelenting, isn't it?
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Aww, so cute! Some local children made this for all of the doctors in my hospital 🥰
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Everything about this is Oscar-worthy #CoronaLockdown
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UK rappers in Drake’s comments whenever he posts on IG
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tits out for the nhs at 8 tomorrow
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Singing “I saw your face in a crowded place” suddenly seems a little dated.
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Best chat up line ever, if you’re a postie ! #coronavirusuk
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2019: Netflix and chill 2020: Government coronavirus press conference and cry
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Had to order Penis Pasta from Ann Summers due to stock piling covidiots. Here's my spaghetti bollocknaise 👍
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“What are you up to today?”
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5yo: "when I have lunch at school, there is always a dessert. I want to check that you know that."
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our first Zoom meeting is going great
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do you think the pub is thinking about us
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Laughed at me they did. You can't freeze @KFC_UKI they said. Look at me now! The only man in Britain currently eating KFC. Victory.