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    Updated on Apr 24, 2020. Posted on Apr 22, 2020

    30 British Tweets From This Month That Made Us Laugh At Home

    "First thing I'm gonna do after lockdown is go to lush so i can get three months of aggressive human interaction in about ten minutes."

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    I can’t believe it really is house every weekend

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    must admit it’s really nice not having my bank statement look like JD WETHERSPOON - £6.05 JD WETHERSPOON - £11.49 JD WETHERSPOON - £4.99 JD WETHERSPOON - £7.15

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    Hows everyone’s lockdown going I’ve just bought a dildo signed into me mums eBay account

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    me striking up a conversation with the Rubik's Cube I found in my room

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    Paddington doing a great job of social distancing.

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    girl are u the stock market? because you are behaving erratically and you fucked my mate’s dad

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    it was it was the best the worst of times of times

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    here’s to the ____. the ____. the ___ and ____, the ___ and ____. to the ____, the ____, the ____ and ____. the ____, the ____, the ____ and the _____. - every advert in Britain for the past ten years

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    I hate lockdown, can’t even attend my mums graduation. She’s being awarded BSc (Hons) in COVID-19 from the University of Whatsapp

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    First thing I'm gonna do after lockdown is go to lush so i can get three months of aggressive human interaction in about ten minutes.

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    Me on my state approved socially distanced walk, remembering Greggs sausage roll

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    Christ, this cooking-washing-up-cooking thing is unrelenting, isn't it?

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    Aww, so cute! Some local children made this for all of the doctors in my hospital 🥰

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    Everything about this is Oscar-worthy #CoronaLockdown

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    UK rappers in Drake’s comments whenever he posts on IG

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    Singing “I saw your face in a crowded place” suddenly seems a little dated.

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    Best chat up line ever, if you’re a postie ! #coronavirusuk

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    2019: Netflix and chill 2020: Government coronavirus press conference and cry

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    Had to order Penis Pasta from Ann Summers due to stock piling covidiots. Here's my spaghetti bollocknaise 👍

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    “What are you up to today?”

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    5yo: "when I have lunch at school, there is always a dessert. I want to check that you know that."

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    do you think the pub is thinking about us

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    Laughed at me they did. You can't freeze @KFC_UKI they said. Look at me now! The only man in Britain currently eating KFC. Victory.

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