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Is this a 'I'm in danger' tweet? https://t.co/nCwq1vky4Y
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AMERICANS IN LONDON Do you see how no one else is talking on the tube?
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If you think it’s ridic that the Love Is Blind contestants can fall wildly in love with each other simply by having intense, searching convos and despite being kept apart by a screen, then you are forgetting about MSN Messenger
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From Paris to Boleyn
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Without school swimming lessons, I wouldn't be where I am today. By the river, wearing pyjamas, about to save a drowning brick
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When you get a shit present for Christmas & you have to pretend that you love it 😭😭
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Me when I delete “Sent from my iPhone” to make the email more formal
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When she asks to speak to the manager but you are the manager.
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so my mum bought a lamb for £20 so it doesn’t get killed tomorrow and is planning to keep her in the garden with the dogs???? Honestly wish I could say I’m surprised but it’s very her
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fully eight months ago my friend went on a single, unendurably bad date with this guy, and today he sent her the following message:
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Me in Jeffrey Dahmer’s dungeon when he opens the trapdoor to come and eat me
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men ????
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Don’t ask me how my days going a boy just BLOCKED me because I told him I was in bottom set PE 💀
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Why does every Fairground worker sound the same
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can someone help settle an argument, what colour is this passport?