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men LOVE to open a packet of deli meat, cheese et al and just throw that shit back in the fridge after. no cling film no tinfoil, just raw. bareback ham right there, naked, next to the milk
2.
in 2021 i’m screening dates how tracey did, we’ve lost too much time for your waffle
3.
Michaela Coel's cheekbones are the only structure this country has rn
4.
Is Banksy ok ??
5.
it's now legal for two households to meet up, but they have to be both alike in dignity
6.
Next door with top class grass banter.
7.
you write like groovy chick https://t.co/LIt11irAUH
8.
Nandos takeaway... if u get Garlic bread... when u get home.. it is Digestive biscuit
9.
When a posh boy tries to describe how drunk he was on a night out https://t.co/pJINI4xM4E
10.
first house at 24, no co-signers, just hard graft
11.
Why does Heaven look like it’s holding a table tennis convention omg
12.
me deciding how many cloves of garlic to add to a recipe:
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young tories when people don’t want to be friends with them
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me judging everyone on instastories
15.
[first day at amazon] me: *throws a single toothbrush into a tv-sized box* manager: wow this guy's a natural lol
16.
She looks like Jay from the Inbetweeners https://t.co/QkWdjELAyu
17.
Jess Glynne and her mates getting turned away from sexy fish
18.
Can I get you hombres some nachos or margaritas to kick off with?
19.
♫Waterloo, 19 year old soldier Antoine Fraveau, Waterloo, hole in his chest where a ball went through ♫ x https://t.co/4EHLvCslnq
20.
Love this picture of a family of evacuees fleeing World War 2 - shows that even in a crisis family is everything.
21.
Edinburgh's angry swan graffiti is perfection
22.
Britain 2020
23.
My daughter a nurse went to check her bank account and she has 36 claps left to last her till the end of the month.
24.
Gonna tell my kids this was Lin-Manuel Miranda.
25.
Everyone just needs to appreciate how funny this is
26.
Me when i clock my friend going to refill his drink at Nandos https://t.co/smR3dcORnC